cheesy pick up lines they use on you

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fulton reed
"if i had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you'd have a dollar."



dean portman
"i'm learning about important dates in history. want to be one of them?"



guy germaine
"kiss me if i'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?"



charlie conway
"is there an airport nearby or was that just my heart taking off?"



adam banks
"there must be something wrong with my eyes. i can't take them off of you."



connie moreau
"if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"



julie gaffney
"where have i seen you before? oh yeah, i remember now, it was in the dictionary next to the word gorgeous."



luis mendoza
"well, here i am. what are your other two wishes for the genie?"



les averman
"do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?"



jesse hall
"was your dad a boxer? because you're a knockout!"



dwayne robertson
"are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see."



kenny wu
"you must be a magician because anytime i look at you, everything else disappears."



gunnar stahl
"you must be exhausted. you've been running through my mind all day."

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