❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
maia what is it does it involve murder because if it does, i don't want to be involved
sage oh sod off it doesn't involve murder it does, however, involve spending the christmas holiday at fontaine manor
rowan i'm in, no questions asked your nana's house is superb
remus why are we spending christmas at your house?
james because sage has finally decided to adopt us all and make us her sugar babies <3
sage no
SAGE HAS CHANGED THE NAME OF THE CHAT TO I HATE ALL OF YOU
JAMES HAS CHANGED THE NAME OF THE CHAT TO SAGE IS OUR SUGAR MOMMY
sage lily please break up with your boyfriend he's annoying
lily only if you break up with yours then we can be together !!
sirius OI
marlene as long as it's all expenses paid by our dear benefactor miss fontaine, i'm in
charlotte hold on a moment why are we going to your dead grandmother's house
marlene char nana fontaine's body isn't even COLD
sage we're going because i need to help nana's nurse anna-lee clean up the house and pack up all her stuff and send it back to france so my parents can decide what to do with it also because it's legally my house now so we can have a housewarming type hang-out and there's plenty of rooms for all of us
regulus i just got out of potions what's happening oh, nice we're partying at sage's all holiday long, yeah?
sirius technically, we'll only need, i dunno, six rooms because we're all in relationships and i doubt we'll be sleeping separate
regulus uh i'm not
sirius make that seven rooms
sage ro, you can either sleep by yourself or bunk with reg it's up to you
regulus ro snores so no thanks
rowan oi fuck off reg
sage alright there's fifteen bedrooms anyway so it doesn't matter either way
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sagefontaine: c'est bon d'etre à la maison.
*it's good to be home.*
annaleemichaels: SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK ENGLISH
↳sagefontaine: glad to be back yankee
lilyevans: alright but you didn't tell me that your house is MASSIVE
↳sagefontaine: i got a 50 million galleon inheritance. what makes you think the house would be small?
maiadumont: i'm so glad i brought a fancy dress to run through the hallways in
↳rosilvers: CAN I JOIN YOU? i brought a dress too just in case ↳maiadumont: YES ↳sagefontaine: of course you brought bloody ballgowns
