ACT ONE, SCENE THIRTY SEVEN

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sageybabyspam: i've been here for 3 hours and james and sirius have already dung-bombed my room

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sageybabyspam: i've been here for 3 hours and james and sirius have already dung-bombed my room. i am on the verge of insanity

padfootspam: to be fair, you stole my room

sageybabyspam: so you resorted to smoking me out?
padfootspam: guerilla warfare is sometimes necessary

prongsspam: wasn't my idea

lilythelion: sirius isn't smart enough to think that up on his own. admit it.
padfootspam: RUDE

maiadoescrack: drop a skincare routine miss fontaine

sageybabyspam: bitterroot balm at night and acne potion serum in the morning and lots and lots of water
maiadoescrack: thank you ma'am

loonylupin: place your bets on how long it'll take sage to murder sirius

sageybabyspam: i'd say about another hour or two

rothehoe: please don't murder anyone

sageybabyspam: no promises!

THE MARAUDERS

moony
i didn't think about it until now, but what are we going to do about the full moon on monday?

padfoot
same as we always do
nothing has to change

moony
but what about sage

prongs
she already knows, mate
she's known for years

wormtail
bloody fucking hell

padfoot
i'm sorry, what?
she knows?

prongs
yeah
she told me she figured it out first year
or, actually, julien figured it out and it didn't take long for her to put the pieces together

moony
she knows?
and she never said anything to us? or anyone?

prongs
she's wickedly smart
and of course she never said anything
sage fontaine is a lot of things, but she isn't one to tell other people's secrets

moony
remind me to thank her next time i see her

padfoot
she'd hate that
she doesn't like when people thank her or acknowledge anything good she does
she hates the spotlight

prongs
sure sounds like you know a hell of a lot about her

padfoot
she's an easy person to get to know if you pay attention

moony
um
anyways
do we include her in the plan or do we leave her out?

prongs
she can be included
she has a few ideas

moony
that sounds ominous



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