❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
anna-lee oh thank fuck a lot of the staff was scared they were going to be let go because you weren't going to be living in the house anymore
sage what? no of course not as long as i own the house they'll still have a job
anna-lee there's literally no one in the village that needs a live in nurse though, so i'll have to be moving in order to find a job so that's super fun
sage yankee, did you think i'd be letting you go that easily?
anna-lee well, i wasn't sure a lot of us were talking when madeleine died, that we'd all be fired if your parents got the house but you'd really keep me on? even though i'm only qualified to be a nurse?
sage listen you tosser, you and my nana raised me from 12-18 of course i'd keep you on what if i have a stroke in the middle of the night? i'd need a nurse to make sure i don't die
anna-lee you just don't want me to go you'd miss me too much admit it, english. i'm right
sage shut up so, live in nurse and head of staff that sound good? with a raise, of course and your fiance can move in, too
anna-lee how much of a raise are we talking?
sage how much was my nana paying you?
anna-lee like 30k galleons a year
sage bloody hell, yankee how about 60k?
anna-lee you are insane but i won't say no to that
sage excellent drinks at that restaurant we went to over christmas?
anna-lee you're my boss now that's a little unprofessional, isn't it?
sage fuck off i'll meet you there at 8 also, tell the rest of the staff their salaries are getting doubled
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sagefontaine: going over staff contracts because i'm an adult now, apparently tagged: annaleemichaels
annaleemichales: hey boss lady
↳sagefontaine: hey, favorite employee
rosilvers: ARE THOSE MY PANTS. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THOSE EVERYWHERE
↳maiadumont: AND MY HAT ↳siriusblack: AND MY JACKET ↳sagefontaine: why are you lot so surprised
