❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
sagey baby i just got a letter from my parents about an arranged marriage
bella WHAT
ro to who?
char sage you can't be serious you're SEVENTEEN
sagey baby i know they won't tell me who it is either just a high born pureblooded bloke from hogwarts
maia sage you have got to be kidding
sagey baby it's all bloody ridiculous like they don't pay attention for YEARS, but now they suddenly want me to get married?
bella i'm in the same boat i mean, i'm fine with marrying rodolphus, but at the same time i want to have some semblance of control over who i marry and who i love
sagey baby first of all, the fact that you're still with a man that hit me is ridiculous and frankly it isn't nice but at least you know him and have already fallen for him
bella he loves me, and i love him
char he also is not a good person like seriously bella, if someone we were dating did to you what he did to sage you would be begging us to break up with them
bella you said when we got back together that the only thing that mattered is if i was happy
ro that was before he hit your best friend this isn't just about you anymore
bella wow, i love that my friends aren't supportive at all
maia bella, that's not what we're saying we're just saying that he hurt sage and you being alright with that is unfair to her
sagey baby i'm not going to argue with you on this. you know where i stand. and i'm not going to make you choose. but i hope you two are happy
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lilyevans: gryffindor tower has been infested with snakes. someone call animal control tagged: rosilvers, marlenemckinnon, charjoyner, sagefontaine
sagefontaine: you're lucky i enjoy your company
↳lilyevans: that's the closest i've gotten to an i love you from you but i'll take it
marlenemckinnon: if you told me two years ago that i'd be hanging out with slytherins in my free time and actually having more fun than i've had in years, i would not have believed you
↳rosilvers: we're the life of the party what can i say
charjoyner: no i did not just hang out with you to spend time with marlene, what a horrible accusation
↳marlenemckinnon: no one said anything until you brought it up, babe
siriusblack: so you're telling me fontaine was in gryffindor tower and i missed it?
↳sagefontaine: i literally napped on the couch in your common room for like 3 hours. how did you not see me? ↳siriusblack: maybe i didn't notice because you weren't being pretentious for once ↳sagefontaine: i'm surprised you even know what the word pretentious means ↳jamespotter: alright lovebirds, stop fighting ↳siriusblack: fuck off james
regulusblack: evans, please tell sage to come back to the common room because i miss her company
↳sagefontaine: no ↳lilyevans: nothing i can do to convince her, sorry
rjlupin: sorry for accidentally sitting on sage
↳sagefontaine: it's alright, you interrupted my nap but i can't be too mad ↳rjlupin: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO SEE YOU? YOU WERE UNDER THREE BLANKETS
