❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
sage yes it is on the 21st would you like to ask me on a date for our anniversary?
sirius duh you me picnic the astronomy tower midnight, right as the 20st turns into the 21st
sage did you just say the 20st? go ahead and try to pronounce that for me
sirius shut up you're the smart one in this relationship
sage alright MAYBE i am but don't you dare downplay your intelligence you, james, and peter all figured out how to become animagi on your own at 15 and you created that map all on your own
sirius that might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me
sage no, i told you i loved you that one time that was nicer than me telling you you're not entirely stupid
sirius i feel so loved
sage you should because i really do love you
sirius awwww, sagey
sage shut up before i break up with you
sirius yes ma'am
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sagefontaine: happy one year, twat. thanks for making my life miserable but also entertaining tagged: siriusblack
siriusblack: "because i really do love you" -sage celeste fontaine, a week and a half ago
↳sagefontaine: you can't prove i said that
jamespotter: ah, pre-facial hair sirius. how i miss this era
↳sagefontaine: seeing as this was taken before we started dating, yes. if he had the facial hair then we never would have gotten together ↳siriusblack: YOU LOVE THE BEARD ↳sagefontaine: no i don't. it's itchy. i'd rather spend the rest of my life in azkaban than kiss you with the beard ever again
rosilvers: HAPPY ONE YEAR TO MY FAVORITE COUPLE
↳evanrosier: oi. ↳rosilvers: i make no apologies
marlenemckinnon: every time i see his face i see his fucking tattoo and i gag the slightest bit
↳sagefontaine: when i tell you that i nearly had a stroke the first time i saw it, i'm not even exaggerating
rjlupin: having flashbacks brb
annaleemichaels: one year!!! ugh sage you're all grown up
↳sagefontaine: says the old lady ↳annaleemichaels: I'M 24. I'M NOT OLD
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siriusblack: you're weird and moody and you probably hate me but i love you more because of it. thank you for taking a chance on me and showing me your soft side, even though you hate letting people in. thank you for making me realize that i'm smarter than i give myself credit for. love you lots, sage celeste. je t'aime et tu es belle. * tagged: sagefontaine
sagefontaine: you really sat down and typed out a whole cheesy paragraph?
↳siriusblack: yeah, and?
sagefontaine: je t'aime plus que je ne peux le dire. **
↳siriusblack: i love you too
lilyevans: was this before or after you dung bombed her room last christmas?
↳siriusblack: before. she didn't look at me for the rest of the day afterwards
maiadumont: YOU LEARNED FRENCH FOR HER?
↳siriusblack: well it's her first language and she hates speaking english, so yeah ↳maiadumont: i'm crying rjlupin why won't you learn french for me ↳rjlupin: because you don't know french?
charjoyner: alright maybe straight people aren't so bad
↳sagefontaine: not straight in the slightest but alright ↳siriusblack: yeah since when was i straight, charlotte?
*I love you and you're beautiful
**I love you more than I can express
i've only written one straight character in my life and that was miss avalon weasley. everyone else is a little bit gay HAPPY VALENTINE's DAY!! if u don't have a valentine, don't freak out. i'm ur valentine now and i got u virtual chocolates. have a good day, my loves. break some hearts today.
