❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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sageybabyspam: reflecting on the bad decisions that i made while i was intoxicated that i don't remember
maiadoescrack: padfootspam
↳sageybabyspam: stop it
purebloodbella: hair of the dog?
↳sageybabyspam: no, just a regular butterbeer
marlenemckinnon: you went around your common room telling everyone to call you sagey
↳sageybabyspam: sagey is a nickname reserved for the girls in the dungeons and lily and that's IT. i'm disgusted with myself. ↳lilythelion: aw sagey i'm one of the people you let call you that? ↳sageybabyspam: never speak of this again.
reglikessnakes: i thought i told you to text me when you woke up
↳sageybabyspam: i woke up thinking i died so you'll have to excuse me
chachajoyner: glad you had fun last night sagey baby
↳sageybabyspam: you had more fun than i did ;) ↳rothehoe: did sage celeste fontaine just use an emoticon? ↳sageybabyspam: i'm full of surprises today.
padfootspam: i'm shocked you don't have alcohol poisoning after last night
↳sageybabyspam: do you remember what happened or something? ↳padfootspam: sort of
REGGIE & SAGE
reggie you're a good kisser
sage oh fuck off i was drunk
reggie so was my brother and you still kissed him
sage f u c k o f f you're lucky you're one of my best friends otherwise you'd be dead
reggie ah, yes true friendship is threatening murder
sage finally after five years of being friends you get it
reggie you are a hassle and i hate you
accidentally wrote like 2k words for a new fanfic that i might never post
