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[☁️] seungjin, minsung, changlix, jeongchan: regular day

ʚ seungjin, minsung, changlix, jeongchan ɞ
✎crackshot
✎summary :: just a regular day in stray kids' dorm!
✎340 words
✗warnings :: cussing, mention of sex?
✐author's note :: so, i've been writing a requests, but i wanted to write this real quick because my mom isn't mad at me anymore after 4 days :)
❥moon

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a ear-screeching scream echoed through the eight-member's dorm. 

"alright, what happened this time?" chan said, walking next to his boyfriend. 

"i-i saw them n-naked and on top of each other!" jeongin explained, pointing to the couple on the bed. 

"lee minho! han jisung!" chan scolded. "next time when you're doing it, lock your door! i don't want my precious and innocent baby to know what you guy are doing!" 

 "sorry, i thought i locked the door," minho said, hiding his body under his bed sheets. chan sighed as he pulled his confused and traumatized boyfriend out of the other couple's room.

"what happened?" hyunjin asked, spooning seungmin. 

"nothing much, just minho and jisung doing unholy things and jeongin accidentally coming in," chan explained. 

"not in my holy household!" felix yelled, coming into the dorm with changbin since they were on a date. 

"chill, lixie," changbin said, attempting to act cool. 

hyunjin snorted, "changbin, you ain't cool, sis." 

"sis?! lixie! he just called me sis!" changbin exclaimed angrily. 

"oh mah god! hwang hyunjin! he ain't your sis! he my sis!" the blonde yelled again. 

"your sis?!" changbin yelled out dramatically.

"oof, sis-zoned," seungmin commented. 

"minnie just made the roblox death sound!" jeongin exclaimed happily. 

chan could only sigh, grabbing jeongin's wrist and pulling him towards their bedroom.

"what happened here?" jisung asked, limping out of his room, ᶠᵘˡˡʸ ᶜˡᵒᵗʰᵉᵈ. 

"felix sis-zoned his own boyfriend," seungmin replied unbotheredly. 

"pfft," jisung said, trying not to burst out laughing or else he would get hit by the shortest male there. 

"minnie, i'm bored, let's play some games!" hyunjin suggested to his boyfriend. 

"sure." 

"i wanna play games too!" the other couple said.

fin.

written + edited by :: moon