Danganronpa v3 chatfic bc why tf not

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Miu: LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR ITTTTTT!!!!!

Kokichi: WE'RE RUNNING OKAY?

Kokichi, Miu, Korekiyo, and surprisingly Gonta was running from the police. Why you may ask? well they just stole some food, killed a lion, and spray painted graffiti on the wall......like some cool kids

Korekiyo: Why are we doing this again?

Miu: WELL WE AINT GONNA FUCKING STARVE TO DEATH LET ALONE GET ARRESTED FOR KILLING A LION AT THE ZOO

Gonta: Gonta confused.....what's going on?

Kokichi: UGH CAN WE JUST LEAVE GONTA HERE TO GET ARRESTED?! I CANT STAND THIS DUMBASS

Korekiyo: no Kokichi

Miu: SHUT THE FUCK UP TINY SHRIMPS WE GOTTA TAKE A SHORT CUT

Kokichi: WHO'RE YOU CALLING TINY SHRIMPS DISGUSTING TIT ASS

Miu: T-TIT ASS????

Kokichi: fuck you

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Officer twinkle: we lost 'em

Officer toes: I'm quitting this job

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Kokichi: oh my *p a n t* god (or atua) we made it back

Miu: I'm s-surprised 

Korekiyo: humanity these days....

Gonta: so...

Kokichi, Miu and Korekiyo: shut up gonta!

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Weird ass bullies

Stupid tits: guess who just stole some food!

PantaRat: and killed a lion!

Lipstick Bitch: and painted graffiti on the wall

Innocent: while running away from popo?

Emo Boy: KOKICHI WTF?!

Guacamole: you're grounded kiyo

Piano key: miu wtf???

Kirumom: I see that they have...done something bad

Emo Boy: ok but how tf did you kill a lion????????????

PantaRat: uhm......

-flashback or smth-

Kokichi: look, i stole a knife from maki!

Miu: why do you fucking have that

Kokichi: let's throw it at the lion! it can't stab it or anything!

he was completely wrong

-end of flashback or smth-

PantaRat: I threw a knife at it

Kirumom: where did u get the knife?

PantaRat: from Maki's room!

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aggressive 

knocking

on

kokichis

door

Maki: LET ME FUCKING IN YOU STUPID SHITTY ASS MISTA-

Kokichi: no

Maki: .....

Kokichi: go away anger

Maki knocked down the door and started choking kokichi

Maki: stay away from my knives

Kokichi: jsjaldkj *gASP*

Maki let go of kokichi and left

{will edit when I wake up, it's 12 am and im tired gn children......}  

{OK IM AWAKE bitch it's like 1 pm rn and I finally have the motivation to continue}

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Emo Boy: wth did u do maki?

Fuck you all: nothing

PantaRat: wowwww!!!!! youre such a bad liar maki!!!!!

Emo Boy: Im not very happy with you either kokichi

PantaRat: what why :( ?

Emo Boy: you got yourself in trouble for the 17th time this week

PantaRat: Im drinking water tho right?

Emo Boy: I-

Guacamole: Kokichi???? drinking water??????? 

PantaRat: yeah guacamole

Lipstick bitch: very hard to imagine........

Emo Boy: kokichi. my room. now.

Panta Rat: oh shit

Kirumom: good luck Kokichi

Panta Rat: thanks mom :'(

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Kokichi: Hi hi shuichi!!!!!!

Shuichi: shut up

Kokichi: wh- excuse me??

Shuichi: you heard me

Kokichi: alright.....

Shuichi looked up at him and.....................

pulled out a mini kokichi plushie!!!!!

Kokichi: BITCH YOU MADE ME THINK THAT I WAS GONNA GET KILLED BY YOU

Shuichi: that was the point

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Saiouma2021: AWWWW SHUICHI GOT KOKICHI A MINI KOKICHI PLUSHIE!!!

Praise Atua now: atua asks why are you stalking them?

Piano Key: yeah that's kinda weird tsumugi

Saiouma2021: stfu

Fuck you all: I honestly thought that Shuichi was gonna kill Kokichi

Guacamole: same tho

Emo Boy: I would N E V E R smh

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ok i edited this like 3 times bc the edit before this one was unnecessary

anyways

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