Bread Bank (No gluten)

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credits to whoever made this beautiful script, I've changed some words tho
requested by CAPRI_S0N bc I asked for ppl to request due to stupid writers block

one dirty joke from miu so im sorry if it makes uncomfortable

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Weird ass bullies

Emo boy:  Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loaves. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED, RO-

PantaGrape: Stfu. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.

Emo boy: srry we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread!

PantaGrape: tf is gluten? sounds like a disease, I don't want a fucking disease! Take that shit out!!

Idiotic Astronaut: wtf is happening

Weed addicted Avocado: shhh let them continue stfu

Emo Boy: It's....gluten-free?

PantaGrape: I don't CARE if it's free
SWEAR ON YOUR GODDAMN YEEZYS IF U WANNA FITE, WE GON' FITE

Emo Boy: What, u gonna record it, bitch?

PantaGrape: DAMN RIGHT, IM GONNA USE MY PRECIOUS DOLLAR STORE PANTA SHAPED CAMERA

Die Fucker: i enjoy this.

KAM2021: same tbh

Nyeh Magic: continue story

Stupid Tits: What's the fuckin' situation??!!??!

PantaGrape: What....tf...do u want pea brained bitchlet?

Stupid Tits: I'm the mothafucking MANAGER 

Piano Keys: there's a manager at a bread store?

PantaGrape: ....at the bread store?

Emo Boy: B̷̧̥ ̴̧̨R̷͖̱ ̶̧͇E̶̡̛ ̷̧̖A̶̡̻ ̶̳̤D̵͉̼

Stupid Tits: B̷̧̥ ̴̧̨R̷͖̱ ̶̧͇E̶̡̛ ̷̧̖A̶̡̻ ̶̳̤D̵͉̼

PantaGrape: TELL HIM.......TO TAKE...THE MF GLUTEN OUT OF THE GOSH DARN BREAD

Stupid Tits: Imma need u to shut your bullshit up chief, we cant take fucking shit out of bread, that's like not being able to take cum out of an ass

Emo Boy: MIU THAT WASNT PART OF THE SCRIPT OMFG

Stupid Tits: STFU NOW IT IS

(Im sorry if it made u uncomfy in any way)

PantaGrape: ugh....miu istfg, LET'S JUST FINISH

BugBoy: Gonta is confused

LipstickBitch: Welcome back Gonta, unfortunately, now is not the good time for you

Kirumom: yes, Gonta, pls come to the kitchen for a pikachu

Idiotic Astronaut: a WHAT?

Kirumom: a pikachu

Weed Addicted Avocado: bro we in pokemon now or sum'?

Stupid Tits: LET US FINISH DUMBASSES

BugBoy: Okei! Gonta will leave

LipstickBitch: ehem....carry on

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PantaGrape: WHY DID U PUT THE GLUTEN IN THE BREAD IN THE FIRST PLACE? I know yall aint smokin' pack :/

Emo Boy: we got crackers, no gluten.........???????

PantaGrape: fuck crackers

Emo Boy: it's gluten free, do u want it or no?

PantaGrape: heck no, u better take that gluten out of that shit

Emo Boy: look. we've got whole wheat, gluten free, texas toast, gluten free, tORTILLA

PantaGrape: fuck all of that, what BITCH MF ASS COUNTRY ARE YALL FROM

Stupid Tits: Florida.

PantaGrape: I knew it.

Die Fucker: wh....that's a state?????

Stupid Tits: stfu

Die Fucker: dont tell me to stfu u whore ass horny bitchlet 

Stupid Tits: w-what........

Emo Boy: Look. You can either take this yeast...or im calling the police

Piano Keys: YEAST WHAT

PantaGrape: No...I'm going WEAST
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actually dont call popo ples i have a warrant
ykw, fuck yall I've never seen ppl act like this over no bread

Stupid Tits: what the fuck are u sayin' then?!??!?!?

PantaGrape: All I'm saying is fuck y'all's bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

Emo Boy: BUT THE CRACKERS DONT HAVE GUTEN.

PantaGrape: I'll take those.

Emo Boy: Ok that'd be five-

PantaGrape: Nah fuck that I aint paying shit, bye bitches

Saiouma2021: this was truly beautiful

Wii ass man: how enjoyable

Idiotic Astronaut: I will never see Shuichi, Kokichi, or Miu the same same

PantaGrape: good

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I HAD TO KEEP GOING BACK AND FORTH TO TYPE SINCE COPY AND PASTING IS JUST AS MUCH WORK AS TYPING
ANYWAYS.........YA I DID IT YAY!!!!!!!!HDDSHJSS

word count : 564


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