Danganronpa v3 chatfic bc why tf not

When the gc tries to play a game thru fucking text

Weird ass bullies 

Weed addicted avocado: hey let's play a game

Die Fucker: no

PantaGrape: yes.

Wii ass man: Kokichi just wants to beat me

PantaGrape: hEY STFU SMH

Wii ass man: no u

Stupid tits: what in the actual fucking fuck

Worship Atua: yes!! let's play a game and fighT TO THE DEATH

Saiouma2021: Angie i dont think that's a good idea??????

KAM2021: ya!! that's not very lady-like of u smh anger

Worship Atua: pain

Emo Boy: 😐 ??

Weed addicted avocado: ok ykw let's play a game before I forget what we're doing

PantaGrape: what are we doing weed adickted avocado

Emo Boy: 'aDICKTED' KOKICHI

PantaGrape: hHAHAJSDJSK

Wii ass man: can we play now?

Weed addicted avocado: okok we're gonnnnaaaaa play who is most likely to do what!!!!!!

Idiotic astronaut: you're doing this to E X P O S E me aren't u?!??!??! >:(((

Saiouma2021: ok first of all who's playing, i am

Wii ass man: ^^

Emo Boy: ^^

PantaGrape: ^^

Die Fucker: sadly...^^

Worship Atua: I shall play!!!

KAM2021: same since himiko is asleep hehe

PantaGrape: "hehe"

KAM2021: stfu

Weed addicted avocado: kaito cmon

Emo Boy: don't be a chicken kaito

Idiotic astronaut: I AM NOT

PantaGrape: u too Miu

Stupid tits: bitch i'LL FUCKING SHOW U CHICKEN

Idiotic astronaut: fine i'll play

Weed addicted avocado: ok i'll start first, who would be most likely be the kind of person who would be all depresso expresso but loves unicorns?

Die Fucker: Saihara

Emo Boy: one, why me?? two, did u just call me by my last name???

Die Fucker: idk, yes

Stupid tits: def Pooichi!!!

Emo Boy: WHY ME

Idiotic astronaut: Sidekick ofc

KAM2021: maybe kokichi

PantaGrape: dO I LOOK DEPRESSO EXPRESSO TO U BITCH??

KAM2021: yes

PantaGrape: bruh

Worship Atua: Nah it's Maki

Die Fucker: wtf

Saiouma2021: I agree, maybe it's Maki

PantaGrape: I bet it's Ryomaaaaa

Wii Man: pain, yeah me

KAM2021: damn wat

Weed addicted Avocado: OK WHO WANTS TO ASK NEXT

Emo Boy: me, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, who is most likely to look at themselves in the morning and be like

"𝐻𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻"

PantaGrape: dEF KAITOHAJKDSHD

Idiotic astronaut: Shuichi wtf :'(

Die Fucker: It's Kaito, he does it every single day

Idiotic astronaut: MAKI HARUKAWA.

Die Fucker: Damn first and last name, how nice

KAM2021: Well we know that it's Kaito who says degenerate stuff to himself

Stupid Tits: HAHSHSJHKAJ THIS BITCH WHAT

Wii ass man: ykw, no, im taking my leave, GOODBYE

Saiouma2021: -cries in the corner-

PantaGrape: why in the actual FUCK ARE U ROLEPLAYING

Emo Boy: thru text.

PantaGrape: smh

Saiouma2021: b-but...qwq

PantaGrape: UGH EW IT'S A FURRY

Emo Boy: oml

Worship Atua: SACRIFICE FURRY

PantaGrape: YES SACRIFCE

Weed addicted avocado: NO SACRIFICES

LipstickBitch: did I hear sacifice?

Emo Boy: hear or see?

LipstickBitch: both

Weed addicted avocado: no u didnt

Nyeh Magic: SACRIFICE THY FURRY

Piano keys: d-did somewon say fuwwy?? owo

Emo Boy: HOLY SHIT NOT U TOO KAEDE

PantaGrape: she's a goner my beloved Shumai, we must flee to the land far, far away

Emo Boy: yes we shall go

Stupid Tits: wtf

---------------------------- saiouma time

Kokichi: furries...am i right?

Shuichi: terrifying creatures.

Kokichi: ikr..im scared hug me now 

..

please

Shuichi: haha gay, yes of course come here

Kokichi makes an UWU face

Shuichi: are you a furry now...?

Kokichi: nope just messin' with ya~

They cuddle

---------------------------- meanwhile

Worship Atua: WE SHALL SACRIFICE THY FURRIES, KAEDE AND TSUMUGI

Piano Keys: nu!!! o^o

Tsumugi: no!!! qnq

LipstickBitch: begone furries.

They sacrificed Kaede and Tsumugi to the Furry gods, what a scary place.

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