Danganronpa v3 chatfic bc why tf not

Kid

Weird ass bullies
Stupid tits: i fOUND A KID IN MY ROOM
Weed addicted avocado: what
Idiotic Astronaut: awww kid 🥺🥺
Stupid tits: stfu it was eATING MY FUCKING HW 💔💔
Grape Panta: did you just refer the kid as an it??
Stupid tits: O
Emo boy: what are u gonna do with them
Stupid tits: throw them out the window
Kirumom: what
Stupid tits: what
Die fucker: what
Emo boy: what
Grape Panta: stop saying what smh
Stupid tits: what
Grape Panta: stfu 😡
Stupid tits: OK ANYWAYS WHAT DO I DO 😩😩
Weed addicted avocado: feed them
Piano keys: couldnt u just tell them to get out?
Stupid tits: ya but no
Kirumom: give them to me

I shall raise it as if they were my child

Grape Panta: r u replacing me mom 😢😢???
Kirumom: yes
Grape Panta: wtaf
Praise Atua: Atua tells me that we must sacrifice the child
Lipstick bitch: sacrifice. sacrifice. sacrifice.
Praise Atua: yes.
Kirumom: no
Grape Panta: idk kirumi, maybe we should sacrifice the stupid bitch
Emo boy: i am so close to leaving this gc omfg
Grape Panta: nOOOO the gc wouldnt be the same without u
Emo boy: look who's desperate now lawl
Grape Panta: cries
Stupid tits: just threw a kid out my window, feeling good
Grape Panta: WHAT
Piano keys: i saw it happen 😨😨 am traumatized
Emo boy: ground her kaede
Piano keys: ur grounded miu
Stupid tits: cries too
Kirumom: go find them
Stupid tits: why
Kirumom: bc it's the right thing to do
Stupid tits: it is??
Kirumom: yes
Stupid tits: i'll do the opposite
Grape Panta: I am mentally face palming rn
Emo Boy: we know
Stupid tits: the bitch never left my door wtf
Kirumom: take them in
Stupid tits: no way wtf
Grape Panta: ya they'd prob grow up to be like miu

which we cant have happening

Kirumom: good point
Stupid tits: stop bullying me
Emo boy: look at the name of the gc
Stupid tits: wow
Praise Atua: and again

sacrifice
Grape Panta: omg stfu
Stupid tits: we arent fucking doing that
Lipstick bitch: why not
Emo boy: they're a literal kid
Lipstick bitch: u sacrificed me
Emo boy: no, it was only kokichi
Lipstick bitch: same thing
Stupid tits: they left, their mom thought that i kidnapped them
Grape Panta: HAJSHJHSHS
Stupid tits: pain

Ok i havent found my laptop so

Pain

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