Danganronpa v3 chatfic bc why tf not

prank..........yeah prank

This is private dms between kokichi and maki........yes, maki.

Maki 🔪

Kokichi: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Maki!!!!!!!!!

Maki: what do u want

Kokichi: can you help me with smth?????????

Maki: depends

Kokichi: payback on Kaito?

Maki: Im in

Kokichi: great! we're gonnnnnnnaaaaaa need shuichi too.......and well, i was gonna prank him tooooo but he knows all of my pranks smh hkgkjJGHFGH

Maki: damn so why do we need him?

Kokichi: to help us! :D

Maki: u dont have a prank ready, do u

Kokichi: nope! OwO

Maki: stfu not the 'OwO'

Kokichi: TnT

Maki: NO

Kokichi: QnQ

Maki: STOPDHKSH NO 

Kokichi: but........

Maki: no stfu kokichi

Kokichi: :(

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Maki walks over to Shuichi

Maki: hey shuichi

Shuichi: ah hello Maki

Maki: Kokichi and I have a request for you-

Shuichi: shouldn't you be asking Kirumi then?

Maki: don't interrupt me. And no, we're forcing you to do this with us

Shuichi: uh....ok? so what is your reuqest?

Maki: you're helping us pull a prank on Kaito

Shuichi: you.....pranks...with.....Kokichi?-

Maki: yes I am pulling a prank with Kokichi, and im getting revenge on Kaito for making out with a flower pot

Shuichi: that was months ago.....?

Maki dragged Shuichi by his ahoge

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Kokichi: Hi Shuichi!!!!

Shuichi: hey Kokichi

Maki: I got a plan in mind

Kokichi: wh- what is it?

Maki: well we all know that Kaito HATES ghosts and supernaturals and that shit right?

Kokichi: yeah

Shuichi: we're gonna create supernatural mannequins and also cover some mannequins with blankets to make it seem like ghosts are we

Maki: nice job Mr. Detective

Kokichi: alrighty then!!!!!!

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Kokichi, Maki, and Shuichi got to work after they discussed their very secret plan, Kokichi took some spare white blankets and covered the mannequins with them drawing smiley faces on them. Shuichi and Maki did the same then hanging them up in kaito's room with a fog machine.

Kaito was about to open his door to his room

Kokichi: it's about to go d o w n . . .

Kaito opened the door unsurprised 

Kaito: you guys really think that you can prank me?

Shuichi: wh-

Kokichi: eh?

Maki: what?

Kaito: Kaede told me that you guys were pranking me with this shit

Maki: she wasn't.......?-

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Kaede had walked by the library overhearing their plan to prank Kaito

Kaede: so that's what they're planning.......

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Kaede: Kaito!

Kaito: hm? oh hey Kaede!!

Kaede: just a little heads up, Kokichi, Maki, and Shuichi are planning to prank on you with ghosts and stuff

Kaito almost let out a scream

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Shuichi and Kokichi: thatsonofabitchwhatintheactualfuck

Maki: be right back Kaito

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Kaede: hey guys!

Kokichi: YOU DUMBASS BITCH TELLING KAITO OUR VERY EPIC PLA-

Maki knocked Kokichi out

Maki: snitch on us again and I'll be sure to stitch your mouth.

Kaede: a-are you gonna d-do something about this S-shuichi?

Shuichi just shook his head and him and Maki dragged Kokichi back to Maki's dorm

Maki didn't get her revenge :(

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