Danganronpa v3 chatfic bc why tf not

Stuck in an elevator

Maki, Kaito, Miu, Kokichi, Shuichi, Tsumugi, and Rantaro are stuck in an elevator since nobody uses the escalator or stairs to go up or down

they get stuck bc the stupid elevator stops

duh

Miu: holy fuck what just fuckin happened

Rantaro: I think we're stuck

Shuichi: Kaito, go fix this elevator, I wanna go to hot topic, now.

Kaito: Do i look like some kind of mechanic to you??

Shuichi: well......actually yes

Maki: he has a point kaito

Kokichi: thERE'S NO WIFI OMG

Tsumugi: n-n-no wifi?!?!??!

Shuichi: I'm going to my corner

Kokichi: AAAAAAAAAAAA WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE

Kaito: YOU ARE THE REASON WHY WE'RE STUCK HERE

Kokichi: What do you mean..........?

Rantaro: you spilled panta on the buttons

Kokichi: oh yeahhhhhhhh.......KAITO FIX THE ELEVATOR

Kaito: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

Kokichi: YOU'RE STUPID

Rantaro: STUPID

Tsumugi: STUPID

Miu: STUPID

Kokichi: STUPISTUPIDSTUPIDSTU-

Maki: shut the fuck up 

Shuichi: aaaahjhsbdhbs

Kokichi: Shuichi, bby.......pULL YOUR EMO SELF TOGETHER 

Shuichi: PAIN DONT CALL ME EMO

Kokichi: But......you are....not lying!!

Shuichi: Why would you lie about something like that

Kokichi: wait youre right

Miu: ok enough bullshit, what do we do, this gorgeous girl can't be stuck in here with some dumbasses

Rantaro: Do you know how to fix the elevator then?

Miu: B-Bitch! Im a fucking inventor, not a stupid ass mechanic!

Tsumugi: But....can't you fix and repair things as an inventor?

Miu: No but I can remake things I guess

Kaito: Then remake the elevator!

Maki: Kaito. 

Kokichi: you can't be THAT stupid, right?

Tsumugi: He actually might be that stupid!

Shuichi: Maki, stab through the elevator door or something

Maki: I don't bring a knife to everywhere i go 

Rantaro: guys chillllll i have wifi thanks to verizon! 

Miu: ew you use verizon? I use xfinity wifi

Kokichi: Yall don't use Fios?

Tsumugi: bruh xfinity sucks ass

Miu: whose a-

Tsumugi: SHUT THE HELL UP MIU

Miu: why so mean.........?

Shuichi: ....nyan nyan, nyan nyan, nihao nyan, gojasu, derishasu, dekarucha.......

(it's this meme from like 2008 pls)

Rantaro: Shuichi's going insane guys

Kokichi: Shuichi, saihara-chan, shu shu, shumai, emo beloved, we will get out of here and buy whatever you want at hot topic

Miu: Since when were you good at comforting

Kokichi: Since always!! But a dumb pig like you wouldn't know!!!

Kaito: I removed the electrical box front thingy, now what?

Maki: KAITO NO WE DIDN'T MEAN IT

Shuichi: We didn't?

Maki: sigh

Kaito: oh, coulda told me before i ripped a wire out...

Kokichi: YOU IDIOTIC BITCH NOW WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOREVER

Miu: YEAH, NOW I HAVE TO STICK WITH YOU SHITHEADS 

Tsumugi: does ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET OUT?

Maki: Okay calm down, I got someone to fix the elevator

Miu: What

Shuichi: YES

Kokichi: Who?!??!

Maki: His name's kazuichi, he's currently fixing this elevator

Rantaro: How did you contact him?

Maki: Thanks to AT&T wifi! Thanks to One Rate, this isn't just any phone. It's my "Bob, how's the power in Utah?' phone, my "..red..no make that teal" phone, my "How're you doing in college?' phone. My "Can you deliver the piano on ...Tuesday" phone. The world of wireless has changed. AT&T Digital One Rate.

Rantaro: Well verizon's better! My parents told me they were going to take my cell phone away because I waste all of my minutes on cheap gossip with my friends. Well believe me, gossip is not cheap. It is very valuable...if you use it in the right way. After much debate, and a few tears on my part, they signed up for Verizon's unlimited texting plan. I can text Jenny all the new gossip, I mean "important news", any time and as much as I want. Thanks Verizon, you really know how to keep a girl connected.

Miu: Ugh, yall im ALWAYS right, the best wifi is xfinity wifi shame on you. "you think you're into your shows now netflix

xfinity gets you really into your shows
when one burns for someone who does not
feel the same
that's good stuff tons of shows movies
and streaming apps
searchable by voice always in a rush
all with flex included with xfinity
internet so your entertainment starts at
free so go on get really into your shows
xfinity it's a way better way to watch"

the elevator starts again

Shuichi: YES KAZUICHI DID IT- MY SAVIOR.....BEFORE KOKICHI OF COURSE

Kokichi: ya i know, I'm awesome sauce

they get to top lololol

Maki: Thanks kazuichi

Kazuichi: no prob, dont bother me again

Maki: Not a problem

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