Black Clover Oneshots and Scenarios

[Up His @ss] Nozel Silva CRACK PArTÉ döś

ReQueSted by thE gOAt (actually forgot their username)

A continuation of the @ss series.

Play the music at 3:00😩👌

Reader POV

Nozel was searching for me and found me flirting with Jack Ripper at a bar.

"(y/n)!" Nozel spat. "What the fuck?!"

"Chill Daddy," I smirked at him. "I like ya cut, g."

"Wait, that's Nozel?!" Yami snickered. "I wouldn't have recognized you."

Fuegeleon held in his laughter. "It certainly is...different."

"I-what the hell?!" Rill looked horrified. "You look like an old man on crack cocaine with a cucumber shoved up your ass!"

I covered my mouth. "Rill, you evil genius! I should-"

"You will NOT be shoving anything else up my ass,"
Nozel spat.

"Whoa, rewind!" The Wizard king himself was about to drop down in laughter. "That's implying she's shoved something up your ass before-"

"I bet she pegged Nozel," Dorthy snickered. "Honestly."

I shook my head. "Nah. But speaking of pegging, I bet Mereleona has a bigger pickle than her brothers."

"She really does radiate big d**k energy," Dorthy thought.

"Indeed."

Nozel grabbed me and threw me over his shoulders. "Enough of your dirty talk. You need to be taught some manners."

"Awww!" Dorthy pouted. "I wanted to talk to you more!"

I saluted her, a smile on my face. "Cya later, losers. I'm about to get railed."

"Aye captain! Sis got her priorities straight."

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Y'all-

I can't write crackfics without laughing so hard. So yuh😁