Don't Mess with bulls

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Guys i just changed the pfp of my story bc i didn't like the old one so if your confused this is still the same story also 

Shout-out to @-XDiamond  she/he is pretty cool ;)


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Dipper ran angrily into the forest after what happened.He really couldn't believe he was THAT weak, Yeah sure he might be the best goddamn fighter in this town, next to Mabel of course.But to think he was THAT weak is very surprising. Dipper knew his limits, he also knew that he had a very low winning chance,but he never in a million years thought he would get "Middle aged woman" or for the machine to say "Your such a cutie" Needless to say he felt like his manhood had been taken, Ripped and stepped on.

*Flashback*

Dipper , Mabel and their con artist- I mean such a Great business man grunkle Stan were in the local town Dinner, And well Stan kinda forgot where he put his wallet.

"Damn it!" Stan yelled at the table banging on the table in the process"okay Kids i think i forgot my wallet"

"WHAT that is so lame" Mabel said then put her head on the Table

Dipper then looked around, kinda upset at the fact that he had to come here basically against his will by Mabel and because he just learned that he wasn't getting any breakfast, and he wanted his hash browns. Until he spotted a pulling machine that had a sign that read "if you can beat this machine YOU GET FREE PANCAKES"

"hey guys there's a pull machine that's giving out free pancakes" Dipper said pointing to the machine

"well i would punch it but my arms are kinda sore from all the things i make for the shack,So there's really no point so lets go" Stan said getting up and lowering his eye patch

"I mean i could try to take a crack at it" Dipper said cracking his knuckles 

Mabel almost busted out laughing "YOU WOULDN'T MAKE THAT MACHINE MOVE AN INCH" 

"oh Shut up Marble i'm trying it anyway i don't care what you think" Dipper said coldly then walking away 

As Dipper walked to the machine with pride then stared it down with determination he grabbed the machines stick and with all his might PULLED back. But the lever barely budged and after he walked over there with so much pride he caused so many people in the dinner to look at him like he was the stupidest kid in the world

"Haha Stupid Machine must be broken or something" Dipper said putting his hands the back of his head. Then this giant of a lumberjack man who looked strangely like Wendy came over to the machine, barely poked it  then that ball that was at the very bottom SHOT UP to the top

Dipper had never ran outta a place so fast in his life because of all the laughing at him Mabel was sadly right.

*End Of flashback 

that sadness turned into rage real quick to calm himself down he bought two packs of beef jerky

Dipper flexed his very small bicep, and  at the groaned at mediocre swell. Sure, he was only fourteen, but someone with a big enough reputation like him he had should be able to have more than that. Especially if he planned to take on someone Really  dangerous like the "the one who shall not be named" that mysterious Journal mentioned. Man, Dipper had to find out how to erase that red ink or whatever the hell it was, Or heck, even just if Gideon ever showed his fat little face again. Dipper got lucky the last time he fought the little goblin, when his magic amulet stopped working for some reason Dipper couldn't think of it was like every time he thought about that his mind would go blank. If Gideon was serious about taking his revenge, he likely wouldn't make the same mistake twice.

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