'What is Phan?'

Chapter 2

Dan's POV:

* lunch bell noises* bbrruuiiiiiiiieee

"Dan" I hear a familiar voice yell. " Oh, hi Chris, Pj" I say as I make my way towards 'our table'. ' Our table' is simply a little table on the right side of the Cafeteria in the very back.

" Ay, who's that guy staring at you ?" I hear Chris Whisper to me. I look behind me to see a black haired angel looking at me.

No, not Cas.

I smile as he quickly looks away. Is he blushing? I get up and quickly make my way towards him.

" Hi Phil! Wanna join my friends and I at our table? I mean, since you're new and everything. Y-You don't have to if you don't want to! I just thou-" Oh gosh I'm rambling again.

" That sounds Amazing. " Phil says, interrupting my rambling.

* pheww*

After Phil grabs his lunch from the scary lunch lady who I call " lunchlady Gaga", we head towards the table together.

" Pj, Chris, let me introduce you to Phil. He's.. new" I give a huge fake smile that I think makes me look like a crazy murderer.

They better catch on.

I kinda forgot to mention that Chris and Pj are the only ones that know about my Amazingphil obsession.

Whoops.

Suddenly Pj yells and snaps me out of my thoughts.

" Oh!!!!!!! Wait, I know you! See, I didn't recognize you from afar but here you are! Yo-" I elbow Pj in the ribs before he can finish his sentence.

" Holy fuck Dan! That hurt!" he whines.

Thats his fault.

Loser.

I glare at Pj hoping he gets the message I'm trying to convey to this stupid Pink Potato.

" Annnnnnyways. Nice to meet you Phil" Chris states. He looks at me for a split second and I'm so grateful for his awareness of the current awkward moment I'm in.

Its the eyes man.

I mean, he barely understands what I'm trying to say with words since I mostly mumble so, I'm proud.

I look up when I hear my name.

" What?" I ask as I look around the table.

" Dan, answer Phil's question." Pj smirks. Well, maybe I could if you juST REPEATED THE QUESTION!!!

Of course, I know this is all payback for when I elbowed him a while ago.

Bastard.

" I- I uh I understand I mean..  Y- You know I .. I agree um" I manage to stumble out.

They all start to giggle and I feel so damn stupid.

" Dan, I asked what your favorite class is" Phil chuckles covering his mouth with his hand.

I wanna see the little tounge thing.

Ew no not like that.. maybe ( ͡ °  ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )

I gulp as I turn as red as the tomato sauce that is on my lunch spaghetti.

I'm not even 100% sure its real tomato. For all we know, it could be llama blood.

" Dan, you're so red you could be mistaken for Mars!!" Phil exclaims.

I don't want to be here anymore.

           

                       ~ After School~

" Chris Peej! Wanna hang out?" I ask as I jog to where they're standing.

They quickly turn around and I smirk. Pj looks away and Chris turns pale.

Suddenly, Chris smiles as he says " Yeah sure, but what about your boyfriend?".

" W-What?!" I squeak. " I- I don't have a-a"

" Chill Dan" Pj giggles.

Just as I was about to spit out curses at them, I feel a tap on my shoulder. I spin around so fast that I hear my neck crack.

" Holy C- " I look up to see Phil clutching some of my books in his arms.

" H-Hi Dan. Your backpack was half open so your books fell off. I picked them up though so.. here" He says as he hands me my books. He looks down shyly as I smile.

" Awwww" Chris and Pj say in union.

" Oh. Thanks" I say as I put my half open book bag on the floor. I grab the books off his hands when we accidentally brush fingers.

" Eeeiiiih" he squeals as he drops my books. " Oh gosh" I say as I try to catch all my falling books.

" I-I'm so sorry" Phil gulped. " I don't know what came over me" ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

" Its fine" I say as I stuff all my books into my backpack.

* cough cough*

I roll my eyes as I remember Peej and Chris are here.

Phil looks up as he starts to moonwalk away from me.

" Uh I- Goodbye Dan, I'll see you... tomorrow"

" Bye" I say. Hah more like Bi .

* tum tum tss*

I laugh to myself.

I've got to stop.

" So.. boyfriend?" I look back to see Chris smirking.

" Shut your mouth" I mumble.

" Whatever, lets go" Pj says.

I smile as we make our way towards our usual spot... Carry's Cafe.