joe bodon/reader

dick slaped

trumpkin's pov

i was rolling out of the garabage can when i saw that i accidently pumped into my old pallity do dah day y/n

"OMG BESTIE" i yelled

"EW NO GET AWAY FROM ME" y/n yelled and started running away from me

i was sad so i started crying again. how dare they do this to me i thought. i walked over to a bench on the side of the rode and started crying

i was sad

then i was annoyed

and now im mad

i was so mad i started dick slapping air, that was when i accidently punched my big daddy jelly jammy beary weary shary cary mcdary lovely dovery mcdonalds clown joe biden

to be continued~