joe bodon/reader

??DORA THE EXPLORER??

y/n's pov

i was making my way down tow-

as I was saying, i was heading down my street when i saw donald and joey bear fucking, so i did the most logical thing i could think of.

so I yelled "cowabunga?" and shot the cannon at joe and ddonny bear.

they screamed out in pain where i laughed like the literal saidist i am. donny and joe escaped from the jail cell unscaed so i yelled "fuck"!

aparently that fuck ellerted the aliens because they came down with there ufos and hit me with them and i almost passed out, but then my girlfriend dora came in saved me with her brute srenth and pawsome musles 

"TY SO MUCH BO BOO DORI BEAR" i yelled gratfully well standing to my feet. "its no problem," she replied. 

joey and trump stood there confused. "who's this?" they asked simultaniously 

"why tf would i tell you that" i yelled well dora (also simultanusly) said "soi dora, y/n's novia!"

just then deigo came and shot dora in her third tittie.