the plan + A/N

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by uussernameee

by uussernameee

warning: all caps

223 READS AND 44 STARS OR WHATEVER THERE CALLED??? TYSM! ik its not much but i appreciate it a lot. anyways, sorry for being inactive, heres the latest chapter.

diego's pov

i was walking with my sister, dora, when we ran into her ex's side hoes donald rump and no biden. we started talking and eventually we realised we all had one common enemy: y/n

they've insulted us

broken our hearts

hurt us all ways possible

and even killed us

we started making a plan on how to kill y/n, and heres how it went.

step 1: find out who has the largest dick

"its obviously joe" donald yelled, from where he was sitting in joe's asshole. "trust me, i would know."

"well, its definetly not deigo" dora said. "he plays fortnite."

i was so fucking offended. how DARE she think my dick is small. and just because i play FORTNITE TOO!1!!1111! i started taking off my pants, than my underwhere, and-

oh. i looked now at my 1/2 inch dick. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHAGDBQHJSAGDSBJHQM,JAHSBDJQA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" they all laughed, at me, infront of my face.

i started crying, so i flew above them and dropped my tears on their heads. "OMG ITS RAINING AND DIEGO IS MISSING" joe biden yelled

dora asked "why do you care about him his dick is only 1/2 inch small"

"well..." joe biden inquired. "diego is my father."

~ to be continued