joe bodon/reader

rip

y/ns pov

i called my pilot to pick me up and drive me to wherever the fuck joe and donny are cause im rich and its shit but its been taking him forever and i got impatient and mad so when he got here i stabbed a knife threw his throat and drove the plane myself

 when i got there i saw that biden was shoving a toad down donalds throat. I was very jealous so I stabbed donald's toes and starting mind controling biden to feed me the toad

he hand feed it to me and when i was done i licked off the blood on the knife for desert. it tasted like toe.

anyways, donald was being a crybaby and yelling "WHY DID U CUT OFF ME TOES WAAAAHHHH" i just rolled my eyes and biden took off some ducktape from his dick and put some on donald mouth

he took out his pussy and shoved it in my ass (with your imagination, anything is possible) 

i screamed out in pleasure while donald was crying again 🙄

but what i didn't know is that donny took my knife...