joe bodon/reader

DEIGO???

please ignore the illegal stuff in here im sorry so kinda pedophila warning except not really bc its consensual but illegal okay im gonna stop sorry for putting this in here lmao 

diego's pov

i was walking down the street because i am a normal 12 year old who lives in the jungle and is best friends with tarzan when i saw my sister and her girl friend novia standing in front of my boyfriends

they were about to kill them, so i yelled "WHAT THE FUCK" and pulled out my gun and shot dora in her third tittie 

dora had a shocked face on but didnt say anything. 

"wait..." said joe biden, "I think i know whats going on here." joe ran over to dora and pulled out her left titie while donald stood there like a cow going "nae nae" 

"OMG OMG" yelled y/n while jumping. "I KNEW IT WAS FAKE! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!" y'n shed a single tear before getting on her tricycle and slowly pedaling away 

dora sat down on the floor and starting to cry. donald came over to her, picked up her tittie, and ate it. dora starting crying harder.

"adiós fuckers" i yelled while getting into joe biden's private jet. joe ran over and tried to stop me but it was too late for him, i wwwwas alreeeady highhhh up iiiiin thhhe aaaair with my bestest weeeeed. 

- to be continued