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(⚠️ warning ⚠️)[Cringe maybe?| abit/alot of gore| mentions of alcohol drugs etc| Wrong grammars or spellings (English isn't my first language so (~‾▿‾)~ sorry)| typos]
--I.M.P part 2--You smiled reading a magazine besides blitzo in your human disguise waiting. You chewed your gum. blitzo reading besides you and millie comforting an anxious moxxie. The doctor came out of the room making the four of you turn to him.
"He appears to be in stable condition but... He'll need surgery... Now what type of insurance-provider do you freaks have?"
The doctor asked looking at the four of you turned to the three imps. The three imps besides you looked at the the doctor in confusion.
"What the fuck is insurance?"
Blitzo asked. You sighed chuckling.
'oh dear'
*Scream*
You cheered grabbing them before they could fall. But the thing keeping all of you from falling snapped you smiled blankly
"Oh shit..."
You say as you and the other fall.
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"I'd like to get that on record and say that was loona's fault. Dispatch she was supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple"Moxxie says glaring at loona who was looking at her phone the whole time. You turned to look at Loona. She looked up to look at moxxie.
"Oh sit on a dick moxxie"
She says her feet up on the table. You turned to look at Moxxie waiting for a comeback as he stumbled on his words
"you sit! Sit on a... And the... Do your job!!!"
Moxxie shouts in frustration slamming his hand on the table looking at loona. You cover your mouth trying not to laugh at Moxxie's failed attempt to make a comeback. Blitzo cuts in.
"Hey now we don't blame our screw ups on loona. Ok?"
Blitzo says walking to loona and hugging her rubbing his cheeks on her with loona growling at him. You looked at them questioningly.
"She didn't do anything wrong"
Blitzo says making you chuckle as loona growled at the imp. Moxxie looked at Blitzo in disbelief.
"Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful!"
Moxxie says motioning to the hell hound. Recalling the past events of loona on the reception duty ignoring millie's call. Rejecting Blitzo's gift. The faxing a weight loss ad to moxxie.
Flashback
"Whoever brought the fucking avocado salad in the fridge I'm taking it! Because I've got the worst hangover right now!"
Loona shouts eating the Avocado salad. You sitting on the corner and millie watching her confused.
"Why would you drink on a work night?"

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