~•The Devils Rules•~ [Discontinued]

_=":Chapter 4:"=_

(Edited)
(⚠️ warning ⚠️)

[Cringe maybe?| mentions of alcohol drugs etc| Wrong grammars or spellings (English isn't my first language so (~‾▿‾)~ sorry)| typos]

¡¡!!¡¡long time no see¡¡!!¡¡

"I was a good person until it all went down...

I was good my entire life"

You raised an eyebrow as she tells her story. You drink listening to her little rant while having a talk with your inner demon who you call 'bitch ass voice in my head that won't leave me alone'

'lol wonder where this is going'
'she's probably going to kill someone over blind rage'

"You do everything right... Play by all the rules and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epstein's of the world... After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage"

'called it!'
'ah screw you'

You growled under your breath. The voice laughs mockingly. You and Blitzø then proceed to watch her walk around and then turn to the two of you.

"So that's why I'm here... To get my revenge"

She says. You watched her bored out of your mind now having a conversation with the fucker in your head

(V- Voice, Y-you)

V- 'Like everyone else 😃 bitch we know you're looking for revenge'
Y-'Written all over her face huh?'
V-'Yes'
Y-'By the way what do you want for dinner?'

You not really paying attention to the shit they're doing but still half-listening because who knows what shit you might hear from that convo.

V-'What about sushi? We hadn't had Sushi for a while'
Y-'Hmm... I'll see what I can do...'

"I mean was she hotter?"

Blitzo asked making you snicker in the background. Mayberry didn't seem to quite like that question tho.

"I'm just saying I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits"

Blitzø smirked smugly. Mrs. Mayberry growled at Blitzo. Blitzo trails off.

V-'waka waka...'
Y-'excuse me??'
V-'oh sorry I was just saying random words'

You scrunched your face in confusion. Wtf is going in with the voice.

"Anyway, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here."

Blitzø stands up. You watched him as he walks up to Mrs. Mayberry.

V-'lemme guesses, one of them survived. she wants us to kill the bitch her husband was fucking or her husband'
Y-'the only explanation there is'
V-'yeah... I want a coconut...'
Y-'...'

"See we take revenge out on the living and it sounds like the core cast of a sitcom of a death frankly are all probably down here in hell. With you~ boop~"