Why I stan/simp for Jade Leech and why you should too

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Yes- my overwhelming love for Jade has brought me up to this point. This is just me rambling about jade. I may regret doing this bUT FUCK IT! LET'S GIVE THE MUSHROOM MAN SOME LOVE ༼;'༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

I PAID NO FUCKING ATTENTION TO OCTAVINELLE BC I DIDN'T KNOW TWISTED WONDERLAND WAS A THING AT THE TIME AND I DON'T HAVE THE GAME ON MY PHONE BUT AFTER FINDING AMIYOSHIKO'S VIDEOS ON IT I SUNK INTO THE FANDOM saying to myself that I AM A DEUCE SIMP THROUGH AND THROUGH

lol but

chapter 3

changed my life

SIR HIS VOICE– HELLO????????? SIR???_(~!@#$%^&*) I HAD LITERAL SHIVERS GO DOWN MY SPINE WHEN I HEARD IT BECAUSE O H G OD

the fact that his exchange with Floyd, yes the "ne Jeido" "e Floyd" thingy, IS ABSOLUTELY SO FUCKINDHDSKDHJSVRJSGDHDDGDJDGDJDGSJ I CANT BRRATHE

ok I'll get serious now fuvk

ok I'll get serious now fuvk

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Ahem.

Jade Leech, the vice dorm leader of Octavinelle and the twin brother of Floyd Leech. Founder of the Mountain Lovers club and a fucking adorable eel who loves mushrooms and terrariums.

God knows how I love him so much I can cry over him for weeks.

100/10 seems shady af- looks like he can kill you, and he can. That's kinda hot don't u think so???

bruh, the way he talks about creepy things while smiling all gentlemanly is kinda hot. Ik it's weird to be attracted to this but pLEASE-

THIS MAN HAS SHARP TEETH I WILL CRY PLEASE BITE ME.

HE HAS REALLY REALLY REEEEEALLY NICE EYES‼️ IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST REASONS WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH‼️( also purple eyeliner hehehe u gotta love him, he's got better makeup skills than I'll ever have )

His matching earring with Floyd?? Absolutely wonderful. The thought that the both of them have matching earrings i — cr y a little everytime and I want them so bad, they are so fucking PRETT Y.

Also- that darker and longer strand of his hair? I want to play with that, please.

his mf face oh god, do you ever think abt how he could say "I'll eat you up." in his normal voice and we can't fucking tell if he's serious or joking because of his fucking normal expression oh god gobble me up please– IM KIDDING OF COURSE.

Sir pls-

I low-key wanna wear his hat I love fedoras!!!

One of my friends said he looks like a bottom, but just you wait 😏

Azul is a good boy, Floyd is a bad boy, but Jade can be BOTH! HE CAN BE YOUR ANGEL OR YOUR DEVIL, HE CAN BE ROUGH OR GENTLE. A good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy.

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