Short Incorrect Quotes

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by The_Avacodo

by The_Avacodo

Texas, alone in the statehouse: Everything's bigger in Texas!

Alaska, sitting on the couch the entire time: Are you sure about that?

Texas:

Texas: Fuck you.

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DC: I relate to a a Belle because we both love books!

Florida: I relate to Tinkerbell because I'm an annoying shit that needs attention to survive.
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DC: I am not gay.

California: Are you sure?

DC: Yes.

*Florida walks in*

DC:

DC: Nevermind.

California: Knew it!

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California, spreading awareness: PEOPLE THAT ARE BISEXUAL ARE NOT CONFUSED!

Colorado: That's a lie, I'm confused about a lot of things.

California: BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED ABOUT A LOT THINGS BUT THEIR SEXUALITY IS NOT ONE OF THEM!
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Indiana: Hey have you seen Ohio?

Michigan, who just shoved him into a closet: ...no.