{Statehouse Headcanons}

Incorrect Quotes

Nobody:

The states at three in the morning:

Florida: INTO THE UNKNOWN

Massachusetts: SHUT THE FACK UP!
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PA: Why are you smiling?

New Jersey: Can't I just smile when I want to?

Maine: New York tripped.

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Kentucky: Hey can you-

Tennesse: I would do anything for you.

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Maryland: Words that end with 'ie' are so cute! Like sweetie, cookie-

Massachusetts: Die.

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Kayleigh: What's BDSM?

Colorado: Oh it's-

Utah, panicking: BIBLE STUDY DISCUSSIONS AND MIRACLES!

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Missouri: Alaska's the bigger sta-

Texas, pointing a gun to his head: Finish that sentence, I dare you.

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Arkansas: Where's Georgia?

Mississippi: On the fridge.

Arkansas: Excuse me?

Mississippi: You heard me.

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Florida, pointing to a sign that says to not pet wildlife: This sign can't stop me cause I dunno how to read!
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New Jersey: I am straight.

New Jersey: Straight from he'll.
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Montana: THIS IS WHY NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE!

Wyoming: LIKE YOU CAN TALK, HANNAH!

Oregon, taking the monopoly board: Okay time to do something else!