{Statehouse Headcanons}

More Incorrect Quotes

Florida: Whenever Gov walks by you I want you to cuss him out, okay Liberty?

Liberty, Gov's parrot: Okay!

~Later~

Gov: FLORIDA!

Louisiana: What'd ya do now, sha?

Florida, cackling: Nothing too bad!
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NC: Gimme kiss.

Georgia: Give you kiss?

NC: Gimme kiss.

Georgia: kisses

NC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Georgia:
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Idaho: I really like flowers!

Oregon: That's nice.

~Later~

Idaho: Why are there so many flowers vases in the house?

Oregon: I have no idea.
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California: I have only met Austin for a few minutes but if anything happens to him I'm killing everyone in this room and then myself.
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Gov: Why did I agree to go to one of your swamps for our anniversary?

Florida: Because you love me!

Gov: I question why everyday...

Florida: We're here!

Gov: We're where?

A crocodile swims up to them and opens it mouth, revealing a black box.

Florida: Ok, so I want you to reach into it's mouth and pull out the box!

Gov: .....

Gov: Absolutely not.

Florida: Come on it won't bite!

Gov: How would you know that?

Florida: Cause he's my friend!

Gov: I'm still not putting my hand in it's mouth.

Florida: Why not?

Gov: CAUSE IT'S A FUCKING ALLIGATOR??

Florida: IT'S A CROCODILE NOT AN ALLIGATOR!

Gov: I'M STILL NOT PUTTING MY HAND IN THAT THINGS MOUTH!

Florida: FINE I'LL DO IT!

Florida runs up to the crocodile grabbing the box and getting one one knee.

Florida: Since you were a fucking pussy and didn't get the box, I had to do it myself.

Florida: Will you marry me Gov?

DC: .....

Gov: WHY THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT PROPOSE TO ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!?

Florida: IS THAT A YES OR NO?

Gov: IT'S A YES.
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Arkansas, crawling into a washing machine: I am disgusted and revolted. I worship our lord and savior Jesus and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!?
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Cali: Can I say something in the microphone?

Tennessee: Yes, but only about our lord Jesus.

Cali: ....

Cali: Worship Satan.
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Florida: Have I ever told you how much I love you?

Gov: ....

Gov: What the fuck did you do?
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PA: Listen up you little fucks!

PA: Not you Maryland , we love you and we're glad you're here.
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IDC: What did you have for dinner?

DC: A salad.

DC: A fruit salad.

DC: Most of it was grapes.

DC: All of it was grapes.

DC: Fremented grapes.

DC: Wine I had wine for dinner.

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Ohio: That's why Voldormort is the worst state!

Indiana: That's nice hun, but what do you want for dinner?