Hi guys! I'm back and I'm writing again, so I felt like finally updating this book. Here ya go, have some random content that no one asked for XD
*Fives added Rex, Ahsoka, Anakin, Padmé, Obi Wan and Satine to the chat*
Fives: *blows kazoo* guess what!
Anakin: wassup
Rex: I have a bad feeling about this...
Fives: It's Valentine's Day!
Ahsoka: 😶
Satine: why do I have a feeling I know where this is going?
Fives: so I invited all you happy couples to a chat so that we can talk about what you want to do today!
Rex: um, I think you screwed up there...
Ahsoka: yeah, me and Rex aren't actually dating.
Fives: wait, you're not?
Rex: no, we're just good friends.
Fives: 🥺 but... but...
Rex: ok hang on.
*Rex and Ahsoka have left the chat*
*Rex added Fives and Ahsoka to a different chat.*
Rex: so what were you saying?
Fives: WHA- I GENUINELY THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE A COUPLE
Ahsoka: 😳 calm down
Rex: we're not dating, we just hang out a lot.
Ahsoka: yeah, I think of Rex more as a sibling.
Fives: ...
Rex: wait, but your idea could still work out. Everyone knows that Senator Amidala and General Skywalker are a couple, right?
Fives: yeah lol 😂 it's so obvious. They've literally been on so many dates, it's crazy. They don't even bother to try and hide it either.
Ahsoka: wait, how do you know that? 🤔
Fives: I spied on them. Duh.
Rex: ok... I'm gonna let that slide for now.
Ahsoka: yeah, I don't think we want to know. Like the time I woke up and my face had mysteriously been painted green. I don't want to know about that either.
Rex: ok, moving on. What if we set up Anidala and Obitine dates, then got photos of them.
Fives: so now you want to spy on them. Hypocrite.
Rex: nah, this is different. Before, you were just following them. Now, we're actually the ones setting it up, like a-
Admiral Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!
Ahsoka: um, WHAT?
Admiral Ackbar: sorry, wrong decade.
Fives: that was weird
Rex: why do I feel like those three words are going to be really relevant one day?
Fives: idk. Hey, did you know there's actually an emoji for trap?
Ahsoka: really? I knew there were emojis for a lot of stuff, but that seems over the top.
Fives: it's not even that great an emoji either. Look.
Fives: 🪤
Rex: that sucks.
Ahsoka: so should we get this setup started?
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The Clone Wars messaging
FanfictionBasically what it says. A bunch of clone wars characters texting each other. I'm including ships, random headcanons I came up with & prob some other stuff. I'll take requests as well I guess idrk where it's going. Some of it will be dialogue bc it's...
