*Anakin added Ahsoka, Obi Wan, Satine, Padmé, Rex, Fives, Echo, Jesse, Kix, Tup, Hardcase and Quinlan to the chat*
Anakin: guys! It's April 1st!
Quinlan: yesssss
Obi Wan: oh, not this again
Satine: *hides in a cupboard*
Padmé: oh no
Rex: *winces*
Ahsoka: oh ****
Anakin: *gasp!* Ahsoka! What did you just say?
Ahsoka: I said, oh ****
Anakin: Snips, you can't use that kind of language! This is a kids show!
Fives: um, what?
Echo: he's doing that thing again
Padmé: yeah, wdym "kids show"?
Anakin: ughhhhh, I swear, the directors spend way too much money on the fourth wall these days. Our budget would be so much bigger if they just didn't bother.
Jesse: I would say it's a prank, but this is actually about the normal level of craziness for Skywalker.
Kix: it's April fools day. Anything is possible.
Tup: shhhh! Don't mention April 1st! He might forget if we're lucky!
Anakin: I didn't forget, actually.
Tup: gosh dang it!
Anakin: but never fear, amigos. This year we're doing something different. We're gonna prank the separatists!
Quinlan: WOOOOOOOOO! 🥳
Obi Wan: ok, that's actually a pretty good idea.
Anakin: of course it is
Ahsoka: hey look, here come count Dooku and Wat Tambor
Satine: where did they come from?
Ahsoka: idk
Padmé: ugh, they're so dumb. Being in the republic is so much better than being a separatist.
Hardcase: maybe we can convince them to change sides.
Anakin: yo dudes, the Republic's pretty chill! Maybe you could, like, join it or something?
Ahsoka: I don't think it worked.
Padmé: nice try, Ani.
Anakin: if it didn't work, then we'll just prank them instead.
Obi Wan: wait, is this like getting revenge?
Anakin: yea, it's like... revenge of the... Jedi. Or something.
Satine: revenge of the Jedi?
Anakin: I'm still working on the title. I'll forward it to George Lucas.
Echo: who now?
Anakin: nvm...
Fives: hey guys check out this fake pizza I found!
Tup: why is there a fake pizza?
Hardcase: imma try eat it!
Kix: HARDCASE NO!
Jesse: HARDCASE YES! 😈
Anakin: oh, has my fake pizza been delivered?
Padmé: you ordered a fake pizza? I didn't even know that was a thing
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The Clone Wars messaging
FanfictionBasically what it says. A bunch of clone wars characters texting each other. I'm including ships, random headcanons I came up with & prob some other stuff. I'll take requests as well I guess idrk where it's going. Some of it will be dialogue bc it's...
