*Obi Wan added SkyGuy, Snips, Mace Windu, Yoda, Aayla, Plo, KitKat Fisto, Adi Gallia, Luminara, Barriss and Ki Adi Mundi to the chat*
Obi Wan: ok, now we're all here, we need to discuss something important. SOMEONE MESSED WITH MY TEA AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO IT WAS!!!
Snips: calm down master Kenobi, I'm sure we'll find whoever it was eventually.
Obi Wan: hmmm maybe, but I already have my suspicions.
SkyGuy: I already told you, it wasn't me! Whoever did it is a genius though, maybe they can give me some tips if we find them.
Obi Wan: STOP LYING ANAKIN I KNOW YOU REPLACED MY TEA WITH THE PEPPERMINT MONSTROSITY!!!
SkyGuy: whatever. I'm going to go do some... ah... regulation inspections, yeah. Bye.
Snips: for once, I really think it wasn't him. I was with him all last night, we were, uh, practising our meditation.
Obi Wan: oh sure. Like Anakin would ever voluntarily do meditation.
Yoda: agree with Obi Wan I do. Suspicious, you seem. Tell us where you were last night, why do you not?
Snips: oh fine, we were putting a blue ink bomb in Master Windu's closet.
Mace Windu: wha-HEY!!!
*he goes to check his closet and is immediately drenched in blue ink*
Snips: you really fell right into that one.
*anakin jumps out of the vents holding a camera*
SkyGuy: lol, I videoed it. Now we can blackmail master Windu 😈
*the camera explodes in his hand*
Aayla and Kit, from the other vents: hehehe lol
SkyGuy: you made my camera explode?! 🤯
KitKat Fisto: don't worry, we made sure the footage was saved.
Mace Windu: DELETE THAT FOOTAGE! 😡
Anakin and Ahsoka: no!!!
*they run and make a pillow fort in the barracks*
Snips: you'll never take us alive!
Barriss: mind if I join you? I put purple dye in Master Unduli's face cream and I do not want to be in the vicinity when she realises she looks like a giant grape.
SkyGuy: welcome aboard!
Ki Adi Mundi: this is getting out of hand. We have to stop the pranksters.
Yoda: agree with you, I do. An idea, does anyone have?
Adi Gallia: well, they say to fight fire with fire...
Luminara: no. We're not stooping to their level. I refuse!
Adi Gallia: oh come on, pranking them into submission would probably work and also be really fun.
Aayla: did you switch makeup products?
Luminara: no, why?
KitKat Fisto: no reason. *sniggers*
Mace Windu: your face is purple.
KitKat Fisto: awww, buzzkill.
Luminara: WHAT???
KitKat Fisto: thanks a lot, Windu. You're boring.
Aayla: Kit's right. We're going to go join Anakin and Ahsoka in their pillow fort.
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The Clone Wars messaging
FanfictionBasically what it says. A bunch of clone wars characters texting each other. I'm including ships, random headcanons I came up with & prob some other stuff. I'll take requests as well I guess idrk where it's going. Some of it will be dialogue bc it's...
