Basically what it says. A bunch of clone wars characters texting each other. I'm including ships, random headcanons I came up with & prob some other stuff. I'll take requests as well I guess idrk where it's going. Some of it will be dialogue bc it's...
WTF! Over 100 reads??? Really? Wow, thanks so much! I never expected this lil book of randomness to get that many reads, so thx for continuing to put up with my weirdness XD
Seriously tho, you have no idea how much it means to me that people are actually reading what I write, so thanks for reading and voting, you are all the best!
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Dooku: master, we have been inactive for too long. We have to get back on our game.
Sidious: silence my apprentice, I am making serious decisions that could affect the fate of the galaxy.
Dooku: my apologies master. Could I ask what seems to be the dilemma?
Sidious: I'm looking at these Christmas sweaters. Which one do you think I should choose? The baby Yoda with a Santa hat one, or the darth vader snowman one?
Dooku: ...
Sidious: *singing* It's beginning to look a lot like Sith-mas
Dooku: that's not how it goes, also WHAT THE HELL. I'm going to find the other Sith. They're probably doing something sensible.
Ventress: oooh look, 50% off on these Christmas decorations!
Savage: I'm going to get this massive Christmas tree
Maul: excellent... it will fit nicely in the halls on Mandalore. Then I will put a picture of Kenobi on the top in place of the angel and practise throwing my lightsaber at it.
Dooku: you're all idiots! How has nobody killed you yet?
Mother Talzin: they tried. We voodoo dolled them. Hey, do you think if I bought a Santa doll and made a doll of myself, would I be able to make the real Santa give the real me some Christmas presents?
Ventress: idk. Try it.
Mother Talzin: 😈😈😈
Dooku: what are you all doing here?
Savage: we have to start buying Christmas decorations and food for the Christmas party.
Dooku: what Christmas party?
Ventress: er- nothing master, there is no Christmas party. (SHUT UP SAVAGE)
Dooku: I know you're hiding something, tell me what is going on or feel the wrath of the force!
Sidious: YoU dArE tHrEaTeN yOuR mAsTeR?
Dooku: ...
Dooku: I have a 10% off voucher for all Christmas products at space-mart
