FTO
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Bryan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Kit: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Inmo: Tackle him.
Allumos: Dump him.
Mania: Kick him in the shin.
Mario: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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OoO
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Ricarro: Why are your tongues purple?
Mario: We had slushies, I had a blue one.
Bryan: I had a red one.
Ricarro: Oh.
Ricarro:
Ricarro: OH.
Ricarro:
Ricarro: You drank each other's slushies?
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MHO (I know Mario and Artemis haven't met, I just needed content and MHO seemed right for this quote)
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Artemis: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Shino: *reaches for the butter*
Rikku: *Also reaches for the butter*
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Mario: *running in through the door, a stick of butter in hand* You needed me, babe?
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SNO
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Bryan: What are friends with benefits?
Mario: ... A very special type of friends...
Bryan: Huh, like us?
Mario: *chokes on coffee*
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SCP
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Bryan: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Bryan: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Mario: Uh...
Xylo: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Kayla: *crying* It's working...
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OZ
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Justin: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Mario: Bees?
Justin: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
Mario: What-
Bryan: *walks in with a jar of bees* Help.
Mario: BRYAN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE- WAIT-
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Bryrio (Bryan x Mario) oneshots || Fanart
FanfictionSince I am not satisfied enough with the fanfics and fanarts of these two, as good as they are, I decided to make my own! I'm a beginner at this so please be a little patient with me. I find this to be a pretty underrated ship so, here we go!
