[ Incorrect quotes ⇾ Part 4 ]

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⇾ SCP · Post-events.

Mario, holding the door for Bryan: Ladies first! (holds open the door mockingly)

Bryan:

Mario:

Bryan: Excuse you. I am a QUEEN.

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Mario: Bryan, why are you standing on the table?

Bryan: I live in this house and I can do what I want, and you can't stop me.

Mario: ... Where is the spider?

Bryan: In the corner, please kill it.

(This honestly goes for OoO aswell, no matter what season-)

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⇾ SNO 

Mario: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.

Bryan: Huh?

Mario: You've been whispering with Xylo, and you always make that face when you guys plan to do or say something stupid just to piss me off, so cut it ou-

Bryan: I love you.

Mario:

Bryan:

Xylo: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.

Bryan: Yup.

Mario: I KNEW IT.

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Bryan: Alpha, Mario, love, hELP- THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED-

Bryan:  It's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen!

Brick, on the bottom bunk:  Why do you hate me so much?

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Jackson, at 3 am: Mitch, are you wearing make-up?

Mitch: Well, if I die in my sleep, I want to be a beautiful corpse.

Jackson:

Mitch:

Jackson: You could do with a little more blush-

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Bryan: Yo, Xylo, what time is it?

Xylo: I don't know, let me check.

Xylo: *proceeds to blast trumpet*

Mario: WHO IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 3:30AM?!

Xylo: It's 3:30am.

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⇾ FTO

Kayla, waking up: Ah, what a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the sky is clear, nothing could go wrong!

Mario, waking up: What was I dreaming about...? Maybe I should just go back to sleep. Yeah...

Brandon: All I need is to sit another hour in bed, with my coffee, before I get up.

Bryan, waking up: *rolls around and goes back to sleep*

Micheal, was never asleep: WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD THE BIRDS BE SO EXCITED ABOUT AT 5:00 AM?!

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Bryan: Jakey, please...

Jakey: I'm sorry... I have to.

Bryan: Jakey, please don't do it! After all we've BEEN THROUGH-

Jakey: I'm sorry.

Jakey, placing down a draw four card: Uno.

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⇾ OoO

Ricarro: There are two types of food in this world.

Ricarro: Food I've eaten, and food I've yet to eat.

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Discharge: You are driving across the road and see a Mario and a duck crossing the street. Quick, what do you hit?

SR: Oh, that's easy! Hit Mario. I would never hurt an innocent duck!

Discharge:

Discharge: The brakes, Rose. You hit the brakes. 

Also, Discharge: But honestly, not surprised. Also, same-

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SR: I took your picture, Discharge!

Discharge: Right, but why's it so out of focus? It's blurry.

SR: Oh, sorry! My camera doesn't focus on trash.

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