Ghost: Does anyone wonder why Roach often narrowly escapes death?
Price: Maybe his fate is lucky as fuck. *shrugs*
Soap: Bold of you to assume our boy Gary here is immortal like Zeus.
Roach: I have no idea, is it maybe because I'm too clumsy? I almost fell to my death in the Tian Shan mountains, slipped and fell into the militia infested favelas, and Operation Kingfish was a pain in the arse.
Ghost: Sike, you thought. Because he's "Roach" and cockroaches can survive almost any instances in Earth! *rolls on the floor laughing*
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Call of Duty : Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionBehold, various funny scenarios and conversations featuring our favorite CoD characters! This book will give you a look at wacky scenes with them, taken from my own Tumblr blog at @/smokeywhalee, so all of the content here were made by me!! 😁✨ ✯ In...
