Not Helen Park and Lazar Azoulay having sexual tension in the safehouse be like...
Also, there's a warning for mentions of the word "sex" and hints of smut 😏
Lazar: Can't keep your eyes off me, huh, Park?
Park: Maybe I just can't get enough of you eating takeouts like always.
Lazar: Oh please, they're the best.
Sims: I know what this dude thinks about Park, don't worry.
Lazar: She's a true professional, I respect her quite a lot. Right, Bell?
Bell, hiding in the corner: *silently* I know they're only 4 years apart from each other but Lazar looks like he can be her "daddy".
Later on...
Bell: Why does the room smell like uhm... sex?
Sims: I don't know, did one of you guys ate fish or something else with a strong odor?
Hudson: Why do you have to ask me?
Adler: *smokes on his cigarette* Someone is either eating a stinky food or did a nasty job right in the warehouse.
Woods, munching on a sautéed onion: Onions are the best! *chef's kiss*
Mason: Nope, only Woods is eating food right now so that means...
Lazar and Park: *nervous laughter*
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Call of Duty : Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionBehold, various funny scenarios and conversations featuring our favorite CoD characters! This book will give you a look at wacky scenes with them, taken from my own Tumblr blog at @/smokeywhalee, so all of the content here were made by me!! 😁✨ ✯ In...
