Just Stop With This Nonsense!

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Aaron: Damien, I think you need to make an appointment with your dentist.

Me: Why?

Aaron: So, you can get your tooth pulled, since you won't stop writing. I will get you something soft to eat from the supermarket.

Me: What does writing have to do with my teeth?

Aaron: It causes tooth decay.

SkittishReflections: Aaron, shut up! You're just talking nonsense!

Aaron: And, he will get a root canal in 2024! At UConn Health in Farmington.

SkittishReflections: If you don't stop, I'm gonna beat you silly! Last warning, Aaron!

Aaron: I think the root canal appointment will be in January of 2024.

SkittishReflections: Okay, I warned you, Aaron! *beats him up*

Aaron: *getting beat up*

Richa_moon: Don't listen to this moron! Writing stories doesn't cause tooth decay! And, there will not be a root canal appointment in 2024! Ignore him, okay, babe?

Me: Okay.

Richa_moon: Aaron should get a root canal!



This story was written on Thursday, February 25th, 2021.

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