Steven: Any plans for Easter?
Me: Easter isn't this month. Only Palm Sunday, and Passover are. March 28th.
Steven: And so is Easter.
Carter: Dude, have you even looked at the calendar?
Steven: No.
Carter: Oy! *facepalm* You're such an idiot! Easter is next month! Sunday, April 4th! Two days after Good Friday, which is Friday, April 2nd! You get me?
Steven: I think so.
Carter: The last time Easter was in March, was back in 2016.
Me: That's correct.
Steven: Mother's Day is this Sunday!
Carter: You moron! It's in May!
Steven: Oh.
Carter: You need to educate yourself more! Go back to school!
Steven: I already did! I graduated in 1999! Those were the days! I remember, when I was in my cap and gown, walking.....
Carter: Alright, shut up! We didn't ask for your life story!
Me: Exactly!
Steven: Fine, then.
This story was written on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2021.
A/N Steven is an uneducated moron! He needs to do some research! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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