Skulduggery pleasant fan book

Remnants are better inside you

Tanith: Remnants are better inside you
Remnant, don't you think thats true?
Remnant: outside you're alone, you're weak and your cold. Every second is bad outside you
Tanith: aw, thanks
Tanith: but people don't really like remnants.
Remnant, don't you think thats right?
Remnant: thats once again true, for all except you
Tanith: you got me, lets call it a night
Remnant: goodnight
Tanith: don't let darquesse die
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I can't really take credit for this one, because although I changed it slightly, its nearly exactly copied off of beth shadow's book on fanfiction.net if you're on fanfiction.net, follow her, and read her book skulduggery pleasant frozen parodies. I am not personally on fanfiction.net, i just sometimes browse it. And the other parodies are mine, especially the do you wanna kill some people one. Oh, and by the way this is a parody of raindeers are better than people, just in case you didn't notice.

I still need more comments on what should I call you so if you haven't already, go back and do that now

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