Skulduggery pleasant fan book

Church of the golden god part 1

Join the church of the golden god and go to munchkin heaven when you die

SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF THE GOLDEN GOD

HATE

of the sacred writings of the golden god

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SLOTH

not bothering to read the newest writings of the golden god

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SLANDER SPREADING

telling everyone that the sacred writings of the golden god are lame

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IGNORANCE

not knowing that doors are for people with no imagination

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BLASPHEMY

Shipping any of the pairings on the previous page

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SACRILEGE

stealing or destroying the sacred writings of the golden god

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APATHY

not feeling sad when the characters die

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If you have commited one of the sins above, you must repent.

HOW TO REPENT

1) draw 1 fan art each of skulduggery, valkyrie, ghastly and tanith per sin

2) at midnight on a full moon, sacrifice them to the golden god by throwing them in a fire and yelling "golden god accept my offerings and grant me forgiveness for my sin!"

3) then worship him on your hands and knees.

4) read a page of his sacred writings aloud

5) get a piece of paper the size of a playing card and draw a picture of skulduggery on one side and serpine on the other

6) throw it high in the air. If it lands skulduggery side up, you are forgiven. But if it lands serpine side up you are not forgiven. This could be for one or more of these three reasons:

-your fan art drawings were really bad

-your sin was too great

-you have committed more sins than you sacrificed for

If you are not forgiven, try again at the next full moon and try to rectify your mistake

ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN GOD