Skulduggery pleasant fan book

Quotes

Here are some awesome skulduggery pleasant quotes.

SP: skulduggery VC: valkyrie

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*Baron vengeous draws his sword*

*skulduggery draws his gun*

Vengeous: only a heathen brings a gun into a swordfight

SP: no, only a moron brings a sword into a gunfight

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SP: I'm placing you under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering

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VC: and vengeous? You can beat him, right?

SP: I can certainly try, and trying is half the battle

VC: whats the other half?

*skulduggery pleasant shrugs*

SP: hitting him more times than he hits me

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VC: So smile, goblin. Skulduggery Pleasant has been here all along, and tonight's the night when he gets to kick your green and wrinkly little-

*Skulduggery falls through the roof and lands on his face*

SP: Oh my God. Oh my God that hurt.

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Serpine: Where are your oh so clever taunts now?

SP: You've got big ears!

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China: I hereby accept, with great reluctance and humility, the post of Grand Mage, and I swear to only use my newfound powers to protect the magical and mortal communities of Ireland, and possibly to extract small bits of personal vengeance against those who have wronged me in the past.

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VC to the torment: Save your disgust, OK? I've heard it before. You don't like me because I have the blood of the Ancients in my veins, and I don't like you because you're old and nasty and creepy and you stole Gandalf's beard.

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VC: please don't annoy him

Solomon wreath: me? When have I ever annoyed the great skulduggery pleasant?

*skulduggery walks over*

SW: hello

SP: I will shoot you in the eye

SW: I think I annoyed him