Skulduggery pleasant fan book

Make your sp sentance

Same sort of deal as the name generater, folks
Day:
1 I killed
2 I kissed
3 I ate
4 I stabbed
5 I danced with
6 I punched
7 I licked
8 I read skulduggery pleasant with
9 I poked
10 I was killed by
11 I was poked by
12 I was punched by
13 I was eaten by
14 I was stabbed by
15 I tricked
16 I pranked
17 I annoyed
18 I watched tv with
19 I joked around with
20 I tripped
21 I puked on
22 I tickled
23 I dissected
24 I strangled
25 I wounded
26 I was dissected by
27 I proposed to
28 I became friends with
29 I swore at
30 I tore apart
31 I took the name

Month:
1 skulduggery pleasant
2 valkyrie cain
3 doctor nye
4 nafarian serpine
5 vaurian scapegrace
6 clarabelle
7 erskine ravel
8 ghastly bespoke
9 tanith low
10 china sorrows
11 baron vengeous
12 billy-ray sanguine

Color of your shirt:
Red: because he/she is a jerk
Blue: because he/she saved my life
Green: because I hate erskine ravel
Yellow: because I worked for mevolent
Purple: because I saw a dragon
Pink: because I know his/ her secret
Orange: because skulduggery pleasant is the best book series ever
White: because China told me to
Grey: because scapegrace is an idiot
Brown: because Its fun
Black: because I love him/ her
Shirtless: because I'm really sexy *flexes imaginary muscles*
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What did you guys get?
I read skulduggery pleasant with baron vengeous because he's a jerk.