GOLD DIGGER | CHRIS EVANS (ON HOLD)

THIRTY FIVE

BROKEN MUGS
present day

JAX, NAYA >

iMessage group chat

FALLON
I have something to tell you guys

NAYA
Oh God what did you do?

JAX
Please tell me that you're not pregnant

JAX
Imma kill you if you are....plus what were you doing like that with CHRISTOPHER?!

FALLON
I'm a full grown adult I could have a baby if I wanted one

JAX
You're still my baby sister

JAX
OH MY GOD

JAX
You didn't deny it

JAX
You're pregnant?!

NAYA
Is it Chris'?

FALLON
I'm not pregnant

FALLON
Anyways...

NAYA
Should we be worried?

FALLON
No, but I don't want you to get mad at me either

JAX
What did you do?

JAX
Did you smash my Captain America mug?

JAX
If you did then imma kill you

NAYA
You can tell us anything

NAYA
Jax shut up

FALLON
Chris kissed me

FALLON
I kissed Chris

FALLON
We kissed

JAX
He did what?!

NAYA
FINALLY!

NAYA
Only been waiting 37 years for this to happen

NAYA
How was it?

NAYA
Are you two a thing now?

NAYA
OMG can I be maid of honour

NAYA
....I think they did more than kiss Jaxson

JAX
B-But I wanted to be maid of honour

JAX
ILL KILL HIM

FALLON
Jesus we kissed and maybe something else...

FALLON
I'm not planning a wedding any time soon

FALLON
I'm also not telling my siblings the details about my kiss thank you

JAX
Wait-Is my Captain America mug safe?

JAX
AND MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE YOUNG LADY?! ME AND CHRISTOPHER ARE HAVING WORDS

FALLON
It's safe don't you worry

FALLON
Shut up Jax I'm a full ass adult

NAYA
So....how do you feel?

FALLON
Amazing

FALLON
I'm actually smiling so hard right now that my cheeks are hurting

JAX
That's adorable

JAX
Now where is Christopher we need to have some strong words

FALLON
He's coming back to bed

FALLON
Gotta go. I'll talk to you both later. Love you

JAX
DID SHE SAY BED?!

NAYA
Love you too

JAX
He best not be doing anything with her

JAX
You best watch your back Christopher

NAYA
He's not even in the group chat you idiot

NAYA
Now let's stop blowing up her phone and let them be

JAX
Fine