Interview with a vampire

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This chapter will be written weird. Sorry!

Alice: Hey, Edward. Are you ready to do your interview?

Edward: Yeah

Alex: We will take turns asking you questions.

Alice: Who are your top three favorite family members.

Edward: Renesmee, Bella, and you

Alex: What do you want to do when you grow up. 

Edward: I do not know

Alice: Who is your least favorite family member.

Edward: The Monster.

Alex: Who?

Alice: The Monster is our nickname for Chloe.

Alex: Why do you not like Chloe.

Edward: She tried to kill her birth mother and is mean to everyone. I can't believe we have to keep her until she is 18.

Alice: What are your hobbies.

Edward: I like to play the piano and spend time with Renesmee.

Alex: Do you say those things to her?

Edward: What things?

Alex: That she is a monster and that you hate her?

Edward: Yeah, how else will she get the message and die?

Alex: How many of you hate her?

Edward: Everyone except Rosalie, Emmett, Renesmee, and Jacob. He is not in our family, but he will be soon.

Alex: I am going to go interview them, you can interview the others.

Rosalie: Are you ready for someone else?

Alex: Yeah, we will be splitting into groups, can Rosalie, Emmett, Chloe, Renesmee, and Jacob come here.

Alex: Can I interview Renesmee first?

Renesmee: Sure.

*Jacob follows*

Renesmee: Jacob, go away.

Jacob: No, I must protect you from him.

Renesmee: Jacob, go away. We are not dating, I do not like you, and unlike Bella, Edward, Alice and Jasper, I do not think that it is cute that you are always following me. It is stalkerish. I will call Stella in here, and she will make you leave if you do not go right now.

*Jacob runs away*

Renesmee: Sorry about that.

Alex: Is that a family friend?

Renesmee: Bella used to date him, and then when Edward came along, he wanted to date me. I was only nine at the time, and he was 16, so it was really creepy. But Bella supported it she wanted both Edward and Jacob in her life. 

Alex: That is messed up.

Renesmee: Thank you!

Alex: What is your favorite quote?

Renesmee: Darling, I'm a nightmare dressed as a daydream.

Alex: Nice.

Renesmee: Thanks

Alex: What quote do you think fits with Chloe?

Renesmee: I have a whole tiny world inside my brain.

Alex: Do you think you and Chloe are close?

Renesmee: Yeah, she is an amazing person. She makes sure Jacob leaves me alone, she protects me, she makes me laugh and try new things. She is probably the best person I have ever met.  

Alex: What is your favorite color?

Renesmee: Purple 

*The interview continued on like this*

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