𝙽𝚎𝚠𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜

☁︎ Newsies as things me and my friends have said part 2

Race: So... murder.
Spot: Just your normal, everyday conversation.

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Les: Everything is edible, you just have to deal with the consequences of eating it.

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Crutchie: Jackie, are you alive?
Jack: Mhm.
Crutchie: You didn't get murdered?
Jack: Not yet.

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Race: I just roasted Jack.
Les: You put him in an oven?!

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Les: I wanna go to the park!
Sarah: But it's wet.
Les: I don't care! I will dry it with a napkin!
Sarah: You're going to dry the whole park with a napkin?
Les: Yes.
Sarah: Good luck.

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Oscar: I will shoot you!
Albert: That's pretty gay.
Oscar: How's it gay, it's murder!?

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Spot: Your XBox controller is big.
Blink: You know what else is big?
Race: Not my will to live.

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Jack: Suicide is the only answer at this point.

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Albert: *Mentions sex*
Les: Don't say that word. Do you want my innocent earlobes to be in the vicinity of that word?

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Blink: Sexually, this went from a six to a fifteen.

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Race: Rome was built in a day. Exactly 24 hours, on the dot, not a second more.
Specs: Yeah, they started at exactly 12:05 and the next day they finished at 12:05.

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Race: The sky is blue and here's a f*cling blind man!

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Mush: Are you boys doing the dance with no pants in front of me?!

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Snyder: Why are you robbing this place so disorderly?
Jack: Shut up, it's my robbery.