☆ I Want To Break Free ☆ Stone Ocean

☆ Wowza ☆

Howdy! While the next chapter currently is in the making, I decided to make a filled chapter just so you all can have something new to read :)

Now, without any further ado, here are some incorrect quotes

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Y/N: You love me, right, Jolyne?
Jolyne: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Anasui: *Gets down on one knee*
Y/N: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Anasui: *Falls over*
Y/N: The poison is kicking in.

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Jolyne: I told Y/N their ears flush when they lie.
Ermes: Why?
Jolyne: Look.
Jolyne: Hey Y/N! Do you love us?
Y/N, covering their ears: No.
Ermes:

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Pucci: Y/N... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Y/N: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Pucci:
Pucci: I wrote sanitize, Y/N.

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Y/N: Time for plan G.
Jolyne: Don't you mean plan B?
Y/N: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Foo Fighters: What about plan D?
Y/N: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Weather Report : What about plan E?
Y/N: I'm hoping not to use it. Anasui dies in plan E.
Ermes: I like plan E.

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Y/N: Anasui, can I talk to you for a second?
Anasui: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Jolyne are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Y/N: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

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Y/N: I'm driving.
Ermes, out of view: Shotgun!
Foo Fighters , turning to face Ermes: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Ermes: WOAH-
Ermes, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Anasui: You did WHAT–
Weather Report: William Snakepeare

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Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Pucci: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Y/N: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Gwess: So are we flirting right now?
Y/N: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Gwess: That doesn't answer my question

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aaand that's it! i have hopes to release the next chapter soon, but for now, stay safe and i hope you all have a wonderful day/night!