The Muska-bitchez
Nem: Midnight
Zashi: PresentMic
Ugh: Aizawa
Ugh: so r we gonna talk about how bad of an idea it is to make All Might a teacher?
Zashi: nope!
Nem: I agree, shou
Nem: dudes got problems
Nem: I mean he's irresponsible to say the least, we knew that sorta
Nem: but the whole thing with Izukkun?? Legit not okay
Zashi: oh wait okay
Zashi: ig we are talking about it
Zashi: super not cool how he crushed the listener's dreams!
Ugh: it was more than inappropriate
Ugh: it was borderline behavior
Zashi: borderline on what?
Nem: murder
Zashi:
Zashi: fair point!
Ugh: I'm concerned about giving him even more influence over our youth
Ugh: especially influence this direct
Ugh: he may be a national symbol but it's clear he has no true conviction
Ugh: and the little he does is general and quite truthfully, foolish
Zashi: I can't remember the last time u were so passionate ab something!
Nem: oof that sucks hard
Nem: or ig it doesn't
Zashi: not like that!
Nem: if y'all were having trouble with ur sex life u could've come to me
Nem: I got plenty o' ways to spice things up
Ugh: nemuri the day I let that filthy whip of yours touch me is the day I die
Zashi: yeah don't worry about us, Nem! We got our own supplies!
Nem: gasp
Nem: my boys r kinky???
Ugh: Zashi your ignorance is adorable but exhausting
Ugh: nem stop derailing the conversation I'm venting
Ugh: he doesn't even have teaching credentials
Ugh: I fail to see Nedzu's reasoning behind employing him
Nem: ..so just straight back on track then?
Nem: not even a lil gay sidenote?
Nem: jus a teensy lil curve in the road?
Ugh: he hurt Izuku
Nem: I will tear that man's entrails out and shove them down his throat
Zashi: don't poke the mama bear
Ugh: and let me be frank, his personality is exhausting
Ugh: it's like trying to hold conversation with an overgrown puppy
Nem: ...
Nem: okay I agree but like
Nem: u do see the hypocrisy in that statement, right?
Ugh: no
Nem: have u met ur husband?
Ugh: yes and he is perfect
Zashi took a screenshot
Zashi: I'm framing this
Ugh: you've already framed the text I sent you last week?
Nem: SJKSKS
Nem: WHAT WAS THE TEXT??
Ugh: I love you
Ugh: I was going on patrol
Ugh: I say that every time
Zashi: but then I was sAD so it was special
Nem: why were u sad?
Zashi: ...
Ugh: miko climbed onto my lap instead of his during dinner the night before
Nem: havent u always been miko's favorite tho?
Zashi: IT STILL HURT OKAY?
Ugh: sensitive.
Zashi: ,, that was mean
Ugh:
Ugh: I love u
Zashi took a screenshot
Ugh: I am not spending our rent money on more overpriced picture frames, Hizashi
Zashi: ...
Zashi: :(
Ugh: no.
Zashi: :,(
Ugh: I'm serious
Zashi: :,,,,(
Ugh: one more that's it
Zashi: :)
Nem: pushover.
Ugh: lonely.
Nem: I'm AROMANTIC dipshit
Ugh: go to hell
Nem: already there XD
Zashi: I love u guys <3
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