Quick A/N for y'all- native is in fact dead (this has zero relation to the storyline) and is instead because we DO. NOT. STAN. CULTURAL. APPROPRIATION.
Midoriya Izuku Protection Squad
Aizawa- Eraserhead
Nedzu- Nedzu
Hound Dog- hound dog
Thirteen- Thirteen
Yamada- PresentMic
Midnight- Midnight
LISTENER- MeiMidnight: Nedzu how are we doing on lawyers?
Nedzu: I've fired our usual team in favour of ones who specialize in child endangerment and quirk discrimination
Midnight: inko?
Nedzu: shes heading this up, yes
Aizawa is online
Aizawa: when's the trial?
Nedzu: soon, but a victory is unlikely
Nedzu: the hero commission's board is near impenetrable, and they're representing HawksMidnight: tell me who I need to assassinate and by when
Aizawa: nem, we aren't killing anyone yet, okay?
LISTENER is online
LISTENER: uh huh
Aizawa: no
LISTENER: how about a lil torture?
Aizawa: ..
LISTENER: just a bit! I need a test subject for my new taser
Midnight: I'm game
Nedzu: this is an interesting offer
Hound Dog is online
Hound Dog: we aren't torturing or killing anyone
Hound Dog: we're going to destroy Hawks's public image through both legal methods and the media
Hound Dog: remember, Hatsume hacked into his and Midoriya- kun's conversation, she has the screenshots that we can release. It worked before
Hound Dog: see?Midnight: god I can't wait to just
Midnight: (✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯Aizawa: nemuri, no
LISTENER: MAMA, YES
Midnight: my daughter agrees
Midnight: too late shou, I'm fucking doing itNedzu: you can't hug Midoriya- kun if you're in prison, Kayama
Midnight: ..damn
Thirteen is online
Thirteen: hey guys- a little help?
Thirteen: we're going over the trial evidence and Midoriya san looks like she's plotting a murder which she actually might be
Thirteen: I think I need someone to help deescalateMidnight: I'm on it
Midnight is offline
Nedzu: why are you in the lawyer meeting?
Thirteen: idk, it was yamada's idea
Yamada is online
Yamada: I wanna help, yo!
Nedzu: and how, exactly, are you going to help?
Yamada: positive support and good tunes!
Aizawa: you're playing music
Aizawa: for the lawyers
Aizawa: while they're trying to plan a lawsuit?Thirteen: no, he's singing
Hound Dog: god help us all
Nedzu: I wish I could but I'm busy
Aizawa: I hate it here
User23179 has made a new chat
User23179 has added Rat God to the chatUser23179: hey Nedzu- san, can you open the gate? I lost my wings a while back and I'm kinda too tired to scale it
Rat God is online
Rat God: who is this?
User23179: Midoriya Izuku
Rat God: Midoriya kun??
Rat God: but you were abducted?User23179: I mean like yeah
User23179: but their security suckedRat God: you escaped??
User23179: it wasn't very hard
User23179: they forgot to frisk me for hidden weapons
User23179: amateurs.Rat God: were you followed?
User23179: i don't think so
User23179: no one saw me leaveRat God: that is relatively suspicious, wouldn't you agree?
User23179: sure, a bit I guess
Rat God: how did you escape?
User23179: they strapped me to a gurney with some leather, so I just sawed through it with my ring
Rat God: your ring?
User23179: yeah, Mei gave it to me
User23179: it's basically a knife sortaRat God: then what happened?
User23179: Nedzu- san I don't mean to be rude but I'm kinda injured and I really don't think I'll be able to keep standing for much longer
User23179: can we have this conversation later?Rat God: of course, Midoriya- kun
Rat God: I will see you in a momentUser23179: k
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