Midnight has created a new chat
Midnight has added Aizawa to the chat
Midnight has added Nedzu to the chat
Midnight has added Hound Dog to the chat
Midnight has added Thirteen to the chat
Midnight has added Yamada to the chat
Midnight has named the chat Midoriya Izuku Protection Squad
Midnight: in light of recent events
Midnight: I believe we need an official chat dedicated to keeping Izukkun safe
Resident Therapist: I agree
Resident: I've been having weekly sessions with since the beginning of the school year and he had yet to tell me about the direct abuse at the hands of his teacher
Midnight: exactly
Midnight: now do you know why I cut off his dick?
Nedzu: good lord, please be careful what you commit to text
Nedzu: my servers are safe but they aren't perfect
Mei has added Mei to the chat
Mei: far from it, Nedzu- sensei!
Thirteen is online
Mei: hello I am Mei Hatsume, future CEO of Hatsume Industries
Thirteen: ah, one of Majima's gremlins
Midnight: Jū- san, don't be rude
Mei: yes!
Mei: and we need to keep Izukkun safe by all means possible
Midnight: Oo I like her
Mei: he's still getting verbally harassed by some of his classmates and several kids in his neighborhood
Aizawa is online
Aizawa: who
Mei: ?
Aizawa: who in my class is harassing the problem child
Mei: a student named bakugo?
Mei: but Izukkun says he harasses everyone
Mei: I'm not worried about him
Mei: I'm worried about a lack of a support network at home as well as deep seated psychological issues and an inferiority complex stemming from over a decade of extreme bullying
Resident Therapist: ..
Resident Therapist: want a job?
Mei: NEVER
Mei: anyhow
Mei: I'm assuming you stole the jackass's penis so he couldn't ever have children
Mei: bc abuser's dont deserve that right
Nedzu: Hatsume- chan, what did you do to the server?
Mei: ?
Nedzu: I can't remove you from the chat?
Midnight: touch my new daughter and you die, Nedzu
Mei: okay!
Yamada is online
Yamada: okay I was gonna stay out of this for now bc violence (however satisfying) isn't cool, yo!
Yamada: but do I have a new niece?
Midnight: yes!
Aizawa: no
Yamada: welcome to the family, listener!
Mei: I like it!
Mei has changed Mei's name to LISTENER
Midnight: omg she's perfect
Midnight: she's like a more chaotic izukkun
LISTENER: thanks!
Midnight: either way, Meichan was right
Midnight: abusers don't deserve the right to have kids
Resident Therapist: and here I was thinking you only stole hands and toes
Midnight: I considered it
Midnight: but this was about sending the bastard a message
Midnight: not senseless violence
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