Obey Me x Reader One Shots [Requests Closed]

Lyric Prank: Demon Girlfriend (Lucifer x Female Reader)

[A/n: The lyrics in the chat are modified to be singable.]

House of Lamentation (New)(8)

Lucifer: I'm on my way back from RAD

Lucifer: I'm also bringing home dinner. Anyone want anything?

Mammon: Pizza!

Asmo: No way, French cuisine!

Beel: Cheeseburger.

Belphie: Sushi!

Satan: I want pasta

Levi: I'm fine with whatever

Lucifer: So it comes to this. (Y/n), what do you want?

You: @Lucifer

Lucifer: Do you really need to mention me for your answer?

You: Hey, are you blind?

You: Look over here!

You: Aren't you gonna say anything about me?

Lucifer: Excuse me?

Asmo: Have you been neglecting (y/n) lately?

Levi: Am I sensing a lover's quarrel starting?

You: So basically, you're saying I'm not cute enough?

You: Ugh!

Lucifer: I never said that.

Asmo: You don't think she's cute enough?

Asmo: She's adorable!

You: I'm gonna kick you 'til you feel hell

Beel: Why do you want to kick Lucifer?

Lucifer: Yeah, why?

Lucifer: Choose your words wisely.

You: For making my makeup go to waste!

Asmo: You used the makeup you got from Majolish?!

Asmo: How did it go to waste?!

Asmo: Did Lucifer not notice, or...

Levi: Only normies wear makeup.

Asmo: Did you cry and you makeup get messed up?!

Lucifer: ...

You: There goes all the money I've foolishly spent on!

Mammon: Ya could have spent better

Satan: Do you tie everything in your head towards money?

Mammon: No! I think about more than just money!